the unbiased SummerSlam review

Day 1:

Roman Reigns & Jey Uso def. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed
>WHO CARES?

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Match
Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair def. Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez (c) NEW CHAMPIONS
>WHO CARES?

WWE Women's Championship Match
Tiffany Stratton (c) def. Jade Cargill
>WHO CARES?

Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul def. Randy Orton & Jelly Roll
>WHO CARES? JellyRoll couldn't sell for shit, everyone talked shit about Travis Scott but at least he sold better and we didn't realize Logan was recording his entrance and the splash with his glasses until he uploaded it afterwards, so the match itself just seemed very mid

World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk def. Gunther (c) NEW CHAMPION
>the match itself sucked, it was literally Brock vs Punk 2013 SummerSlam, except now its a flabby unthreatening guy tossing Punk around, unnecessary blood, cash in everyone predicted, the execution was okay, but thats it, 10 minutes for the entire night that could have been a Saturday's Night Main Event card