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>Get #MeTooed with no proof or conviction and ousted from wrestling
>Find a cozy job operating a Jungle safari ride at a theme park
>A redditor recognizes you
>Emails sent to your boss, the park, whoever they can and you get fired
>Disappear from the public eye for a few years, probably end up in some shit warehouse job where nobody will see or recognize you to make ends meet
>Reconnect with one of your old wrestling buddies, they ask you to work a show
>Agree, get all the promotional material ready and released
>The night of the announcement Brock Lesnar returns to WWE
>Fake woke outrage is at an all time high, and reddit finds out your returning
>Get cut from the card
>Already booked your PTO from work to travel and now just stuck at home for the week
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