>go to Nash's pizza place
>'yo, Kev, let me get 7 12-inch sausages'
>he starts visibly shaking
>'yes s-sir, we have a deal today, 12 i-inch pizzas are $2.84 each. Which means your total is...'
>Kev starts sweating, lunging around, off-balance
>'yo Kev, what's the total big dawg?'
>he looks at me, tears in his eyes
>'$19.92'
>KWAB
