>*boring match happening in the background*
>JR: ladies and gentlemen if you're just now joining us, Mr. McMahon has made his legendary return to the dubuya dubuya e and well...
>Lawler: I TOLD YOU HE WAS INNOCENT JR HE DIDN'T RAPE NO WOMAN, I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN APOLOGY!
>JR: well....he did defecate on a young lady king i mean, that's gotta count for somethin'
>Lawler: She was indian, it's part of their culture, what you're not cultured?
>JR: I'm uhh pretty sure she was white...
>Lawler: Well she was indian at heart...!
>JR: Oh and what about those texts? Should I pull up them texts and read 'em loud to ya?
>Lawler: Those are fake!
>JR: Oh please...!
>Lawler: I'm tellin' ya they're edited, someone's tryin to tarnish the great name of Mr. McMahon!
>JR: HE TRAFFICKED WOMEN AND HE TOOK A....WELL A DOOKIE ON THEIR CHESTS
>Lawler: that's a billion dollar dump right there, she should have had it auctioned!
>JR: He wanted them be raped by black men king!
>Lawler: What you don't like black guys?! JR'S A RACIST CANCEL 'IM!
>JR: I'm not a racist but rape is never the answer!
>Lawler: Tell that to kevin nash! Three words JR, Nineteen Ninety Two! *bursts out into laughter*