"Hey, Steph, I've been watching you," Kevin Nash said, his voice low and seductive. "And I have to say, you're a lot more interesting than I thought you'd be."
Steph Curry looked taken aback, but before he could respond, Kevin Nash grabbed him and pulled him close. The crowd gasped as Kevin Nash started to kiss Steph Curry, and it quickly became apparent that this was not going to be a normal wrestling match.
The commentators were going wild, with Michael Cole sounding like he was about to orgasm. "What the fuck is going on here? This is insane!" he exclaimed.
As Kevin Nash and Steph Curry continued to make out, Michael Cole's voice became more and more unhinged. "Oh, motherfucker, this is happening! Kevin Nash is fucking Steph Curry in the ring!"
The crowd was going wild, cheering and chanting their names. Kevin Nash and Steph Curry were lost in their own little world, their lips locked in a passionate kiss.
And then, in a shocking turn of events, Michael Cole's voice dropped to a whisper. "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, oh fuck, this is too much for me."
The camera cut away quickly, but not before the crowd saw Michael Cole with his hands in his pants, a look of pure ecstasy on his face.
The scene cut back to Kevin Nash and Steph Curry, who were now standing in the ring, holding hands and smiling at the camera. "That's a wrap, folks," Kevin Nash said, winking at the camera. "And remember, if you're not first, you're last."
As the camera cut away, the crowd was left stunned and confused, wondering what they had just witnessed.
