Hello everyone, and welcome to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal. This program is brought to you by K-WAB (Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards), and I am your host, promoter and owner Pepe Von Erich. This is a wrestling show made specifically for the good people of /pw/, so feel free to post suggestions and requests. I took a little break to improve some things, but now we are back in business and better than ever. Tonight, we are coming to you from the 4chan Municipal Auditorium, and we have a new show format which should be a little more efficient than our previous one. Instead of posting matches as a series of MP4s, we are now using external links. This means match commentary will consist of real audio rather than walls of text. It allows for some other little additions as well. As always, we hope you enjoy the show, and I would like to mention that tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of Hulk Hogan. As promised in the preview thread, here are tonight's matchups:
>Kazuchika Okada Vs Shingo Takagi >Harry Pothead Vs "Ravishing" Rick Rude >Cactus Jack Vs Vader (exploding deathmatch) >Luna Vachon Vs Natsupoi >The MAGA Powers (Hulk Hogan and Necro Butcher) Vs the Kamalamaniacs (Brody King and Adam Cole) SHOW OPENING THEME:
https://vocaroo.com/14Yq2D9Dswb9
Anonymous
Quoted By:
didn't you do this gay shit yesterday? get a life.
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>Previously on Saturday Night Metal As you can see, we started out the evening with a great hardcore match between Sabu and Terry Funk, followed by a quick explanation of our championship belts. Brody King went up against Loco Bandito, the most racist man in Mexico. Brody employed a lot of cheating and fuckery, even allowing his friend Adam Cole to be beaten nearly to death as a distraction, before getting the win. The Hulkster took offense to this, but more on that later. Next, Imperium was able to defeat the Natural Disasters in spite of a huge weight disadvantage. This also marked the debut of Adolf Hitler as a manager. Next, we had a fine lucha match between La Parka and Kemonito, with the little monkey coming out victorious. We're still seeing promos from a mystery man who says he will be arriving in K-WAB wrestling very soon, and finally we had the main event: Hulk Hogan VS A Bear (managed by Jim Cornette). The bear was no joke, and Jim Cornette attempted to use some trickery of his own, but the Hulkster drew on the power of Hulkamania and put that bear down for the 1-2-3 brother!
-Links to Previous 5 Shows:
Independence Day Rumble:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930/#18159930 Saturday Night Rumble Ep. 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795/#18232795 Saturday Night Rumble Ep. 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396/#18303396 Hunger Games Tournament 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18369734/#18369734 Anonymous
Quoted By:
hell yeah let's see what you got OP
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
On our last episode, we saw the dastardly traitor known as Brody King making his debut against Loco Bandito. Brody won the match by employing some very dirty tricks, deceiving Loco Bandito by telling him that ICE was on the way to deport him. This allowed Brody to lead Loco outside and ambush him, but Loco managed to get back to the ring before the referee's count hit 20. Just when it looked like Loco was about to win, Adam Cole's interference prevented Brody from being pinned. Watching in the back, Hulk Hogan said "that finish doesn't work for me brother", so the Hulkster got his good friend and fellow patriot the Necro Butcher (AKA the MAGA Butcher), and they went down to the ring to make the save. They were able to deal with Adam Cole and make it a 1-on-1 matchup again, but the damage was already done. Loco Bandito was finally defeated, but the MAGA Powers have challenged Brody and Cole to a tag team matchup which will take place here tonight on Saturday Night metal.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And here we have a few words from Hulk Hogan regarding tonight's matchup
https://www.bitchute.com/video/G5YcYRPuWGwL Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Yamanashi, Japan, weighing 220 pounds...this is the last of the dragon, Shingo Takagi!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ELNMiYbVJVKY Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1dVe8pEaVMGX Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636413 kill those trannies hulkster lol this sounds based to me
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636452 this promo absolutely runs wild with the power of hulkamania brother, saw it in the preview thread yesterday and i still love it. im a big hogan mark tho so that should be considered.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from Aichi, Japan, weighing 236 pounds...this is the rainmaker, Kazuchika Okada!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qqp4rSNX6zVn Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/128Cg8dJQZVR Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
AND HERE WE GO! ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY AUTISM BOYS!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KNeCIA1Ts1IB Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636534 this was a good match every time it happened irl so good booking at least
Anonymous
>>18636561 wow...this is actually really good. decent commentary, background music, funny in-match promos, a slow-mo replay...this is more like it.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>Very well Okada-san. Today you have beaten me, but we shall meet again. And when we do, I expect nothing less than your best.
Anonymous
>>18636561 you actually managed to make a firepro match amusing and fun to watch. FEED ME MORE.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>You give me good fight Takagi-san. And you show respect. So I show you respect too, and I give you rematch next week. Do not disappoint me Takagi-san.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18636617 >>18636593 Glad you guys like it. There's plenty more KINO where that came from. The ride is only just beginning.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Here is your winner...Kazuchika Okada!
DoOfY ApU !!Aq5JiGD96pS
duuuhhhhhhh Hello everyone, this is Doofy Apu, expert talent scout for K-WAB Wrestling. I am here in a place called redneck paradise to seek out a man known as Captain Confederate. He is said to be a great fighter, so president Von Erich wishes to recruit him. duuuuhhhh he killed the last talent scout but maybe ill do better. Some of the locals told me that he's over here, working on this old beat-up muscle car.
DoOfY ApU !!Aq5JiGD96pS
>Yeah I tell ya Earl, I been payin child support on that baby for like 5 years now and I just found out it ain't even mah baby! I'm gon' kill that dirty whore by god! What you standin around for anyway, go check on that batch of moonshine and make sure ya don't blow up the shed like last time! HEY! Wait a minute...what have we got here? It looks like another little froggy bill collector's done wandered somewhere he don't belong!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636653 oh and we got some good story skits too? damn there must have been a lot of effort put into this. i like it so far.
DoOfY ApU !!Aq5JiGD96pS
duhhhhh wait just a minute sir, I'm not a bill collec-ACK!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ladies and gentlemen it seems that another one of our talent scouts has been lost in the line of duty. His family will be receiving a hefty bribe, and we thank him for his brave sacrifice. This is the second scout that Captain Confederate has killed, so I think maybe a different approach is needed. Clearly this man is extremely paranoid, heavily armed and heavily in debt, so next time I will try something different. I think I'll have to handle this one myself.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636685 poor littlle froggytard
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from an underground pot farm somewhere in Humboldt County, weighing 216 pounds...he is the wizard of weed, Harry Pothead!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/twAEQyBAJKdt Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1jjPKcml5t8y Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
And his opponent...from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, weighing 252 pounds...he is the sexiest man alive, "Ravishing" Rick Rude!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/D8d0AdrsJBHc Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/12yscuVQ6Gtc Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And Ravishing Rick Rude takes a minute to pop the ladies in the crowd! Oh my, it seems to be working too! They definitely want a piece of that!>CUT THE MUSIC! >What I'd like to have right now, is for all you fat, ugly, sweaty, out-of-shape /pw/ neckbearded SLOBS to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive! Hit the music...
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
this is an absolute shit ton of OC already, this man is clearly autistic enough for this job
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Here is your winner...Ravishing Rick Rude !
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636745 based rick working the marks, glad to see my boy still has his dick and a win too
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636750 even better than the first one, you used editing magic to create a dirty finish, impressive.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
Quoted By:
Harry Pothead, that was an absolute travesty out there, can we get your comments on the outcome of the match? Also here's 20 bucks, sell me a dub please. >Sure thing, little green bro. What just happened out there was totally not cool man, that guy like totally interfered in my match and cost me that win. I had him bro, I totally had him. His ass was MINE, and then that heenan dude like distracted the ref! I'm mad bro I gotta go chief, but this ain't over by a long shot Rude! This ain't over Heenan! I'm gonna outsmart you dudes just like I've been outsmarting the cops for decades, man! Because I am the dealer, and you dorks are gonna choke on my smoke!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Konbanwa, everyone! My name is Poi and I'm the cutest girl in all of Japan! I'm also a savage neegeru killing monster who leads the Stardom chapter of the KKK! But you know, sometimes Poi get very sad when she go to hang neegeru and rope break. Rope break, and neegeru get away! This not acceptable, no no no! So Poi learn how to make strong custom noose for all future lynchings! And now, Poi want to help you too! This rope very strong, you can hang even the fattest neegeru, no trouble. Poi sell you this rope so you can help to eradicate all neegeru vermin from the planet, ok? Just call 1-900-QUEENPOI and remember: If you're infested with groids, just call queen Poi!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Are you tired of paying dues at your local gym, only to fail in your bodybuilding goals? Well, let me tell you what you need. What you need is a hardcore gym that will help you to become just as PUMPED and JACKED as me, Adam Cole bay bay! But around here, some people call me ADAM SWOLE because of my huge 7-inch pythons! Yes, you too can achieve the look of a Greek God and make all the ladies fall at your feet! You too can have the strength to lift an elephant and throw it over the top of Mount Everest! And it all starts when you come down to Adam Cole's gym and sign up for one of our premium membership plans. I will show you the secrets that made me one of the most amazing physical specimens in the history of mankind, so come on down now and remember this: If you train with Cole, you will get SWOLE, bay bay!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Don't listen to those morons who tell you to exercise and eat right. You don't have to work out at the gym with those suckers, because I'm going to tell you how you can get truly jacked with just this one weird trick. It's called STEROIDS. Do you really want to look like your favorite professional athletes? Well then, come on down to Zahorian's Emporium, where we can supply you with enough performance-enhancing drugs to kill a full-grown brahma bull. When we're done pumping you full of massive doses of testosterone, you'll have muscles on top of muscles and testicles that look like airsoft pellets, but that last part won't matter because the ladies will be going crazy for your chiseled physique! Here at my lab, I am hard at work every day, cooking up every batch of steroids personally, in the cleanest and most sanitary conditions, so you can be sure that every dose is of the finest quality. My good friend Vince can attest to the fact that my test is the best. So what are you waiting for, you scrawny little nerds? Get down here to Zahorian's Emporium and become the MONSTER you always wanted to be! >Hello, my name is Vince McMahon and I approve this message
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing 287 pounds...the hardcore legend, Cactus Jack!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/UniBgkcKwzNN Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1gZ9GgnWpRfq Anonymous
>>18636827 >>18636840 >>18636845 absolute dimes, you even made funny commercials. would be better if they were videos but still good.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent...from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is Vader!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/46udMcvsMhzW Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1d3RIvwdO16f Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18636887 thanks brother glad you like it, i hope to make them into videos in the future but there's a limit to what i can do for each episode. Don't worry though that is in the cards.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
And here is our first exploding deathmatch, Cactus Jack Vs the man they call Vader!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/zOSYs6vWwQll Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636896 greatest monster heel of all time
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Here is your winner...Vader!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
And now we have a promo package sent to me by our reigning Gigadimes champion Kane...>It's been many years since this picture was taken. Me and my brother wound up following the same path to fame and fortune. Of course, I had to spend a few dimeless years as Isaac Yankem and an imitation Kevin Nash, but it was worth it. People all over the world know our names, love us or hate us, but none of them know the awful truth. None of them know that we both sold our souls to the devil a long time ago. My brother, the Undertaker, already told you part of the story before. Now, let me tell you a little more. Let me tell you how we both became damned souls, doomed to walk this earth with the devil's mark upon us.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>My career was tanking hard, and although my brother was doing well, he knew that his time was running out. People had grown tired of him. Both he and Vince were out of ideas. Vince had privately told my brother that if things didn't change soon we would both be out on our asses. So, in desperation, we went to Paul Bearer for help and he gave us an ancient book of black magic known as the Necronomicon. >KLAATU >VERATA
Anonymous
Quoted By:
this is interesting, have a bump
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>That night, a terrible bargain was struck. Beelzebub promised that we would become rich, famous, and successful beyond our wildest dreams in exchange for our immortal souls. We accepted the deal and the devil did the rest. However, both of us managed to work a better deal in the end. I simply spent all my money on diamond encrusted ivory backscratchers, giving them all to homeless people on the street. Thus, since I was no longer rich, Beelzebub did not keep his end of the bargain, and I was therefore a free man. But my brother chose to accept his fate in hell, and he rose through the demonic ranks to become one of Lucifer's most powerful servants. And now the devil has sent my brother to bring me back. I don't know what happens next. But I know this: like me, it's going to get very ugly.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the other side of darkness, weighing 140 pounds...she is the schizo goddess of the squared circle, Luna Vachon!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Z4dnSISBHQYx Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1gAPOH7P6Z8K Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And her opponent...from Yokohama, Japan, weighing 104 pounds...she is the racist neegeru slaughtering monster known as Natsupoi!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/xPbyThUiCsvk Entrance Theme (Poi The Queen by based poianon):
https://vocaroo.com/15VpOIEBNMOi Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636951 i understand, they botched the last word just like ash did lol based evil dead reference
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Anonymous
>>18636992 KWAB YOU GOT THE BASED RAPE DIGITS ON BASED POI'S ENTRANCE!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18637000 Yes indeed. I think that would be the first time I got a 92 on a show post...hopefully that is a good omen.
Anonymous
>>18637005 kek has blessed this endeavor lol
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636992 wtf i love poi even more now
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
It looks like Luna hasn't had enough! These two are still fighting! Jesus Christ they just knocked Chuck Norris out of the ring and they're still going! Get some more officials in there, these bitches are crazy!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ok it looks like the fight has finally been broken up, so now we can announce the winner.>Here is your winner...Natsupoi!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636998 surprisingly good watch, i love all those lite touches you've added, so much better than just firepro by itself.
>>18637011 >7-11 Ok im convinced this fed has the meme magic lmao
GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
NOW TIME FOR ROCK TALK WITH GRUG! YOU WATCH OR GRUG WILL BONK! THIS PART ONE, PART TWO NEXT WEEK!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/kJrlDIiDQVEI Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Adam Cole: >Brody King >Adam Cole
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637068 short but very based and funny. also are you jim cornette? you sound just like him. i hope you didnt pay him to voice act that video or anything stupid like that
Anonymous
>>18637085 this is why you never let faggots in your fed lol they do shit like this
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18637101 a fair point, but we do need to have heels. can't do a lot of storytelling without them.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Ladies and gentlemen, This next contest will be our MAIN EVENT! This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 533 pounds, they are Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher, the MAGA Powers!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0pf6Ajwwf4Al Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1hKnGqdDsMmX Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And their opponents...at a total combined weight of 485 pounds, they are Brody King and Adam Cole, the Kamalamaniacs!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fUvDBJtY2LqG Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/14Puw6Owektv Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>Hulk Hogan >MAGA Butcher
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637143 hell yeah let's see if OP continues to deliver
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637068 lol i love it please keep doing these
Anonymous
>>18637143 SLAM EM HULKSTER
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637161 SLAM EM HULKSTER
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637161 SLAM EM HULKSTER
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18637161 SLAM EM HULKSTER!!
Anonymous
>>18637161 I don’t think spamming a phrase is gonna help him from burning for eternity in hell for adultery and coveting his neighbor’s wife.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners...the team of Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher, the MAGA Powers!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637161 SLAM EM HULKSTER
>>18637181 you're a faggot and hulkamania lives forever brother
Anonymous
>>18637190 uh oh woodditards are now going to spam report the thread in SEETHE
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
Now that was a fine show if I do say so myself! This is a huge improvement over last time, as we finally have a working model with which to make a strong foundation. I look forward to the point where I can begin recruiting others but we aren't quite there yet. Here's a quick look at tonight's results.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18637198 KEK let them seethe. This is our board, they don't belong.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637143 truly great, this show delivered from start to finish. I do hope you'll continue to move away from posting long text and using more audio/video content instead. all in all i give it 4/5 stars just because i still see plenty of little things you can improve.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
NEXT WEEK, ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL: Our main focus will be the opening rounds of the 8-man single elimination tournament to crown the first K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion. I can't tell you exactly what the matches will be because I don't even know, I haven't booked them yet lol. So you'll just have to tune in and see.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We hope that you have enjoyed the show, and that you will come back next week to see more of this autistic fuckery. Saturday Night Metal is exclusive to /pw/ and it always will be, so all you have to do is come here at 10PM EST every Saturday Night. This show has gone very well, and I am pleased to say that I think it's our best one yet. So until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.
Outro Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1n9Mgfh3q9Fn Anonymous
Quoted By:
this is an insane fucked up mess. keep up the good work. this is exactly what i wish irl wrestling was
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637161 oh and SLAM EM HULKSTER
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637235 storytelling 10/10
production 8/10
match quality 7/10
booking 6/10
fun factor 9/10
I would probably have booked more current wrestlers and maybe another OC character or two but that's the only real criticism I can make. Would be nice if you could get a 5-match card done within 2 hours though. Just some advice for next time.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637235 pure dimes thank you pepe von erich
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637235 damn this guy finally did something right
Anonymous
Quoted By:
this one just went on my weekly list. it might be a long way from professional but more interesting than most real feds right now. sad but true.
Anonymous
>>18636314 how did i not see this before? this is pure retardkino
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18638123 after looking at some of this i agree. so retarded its kino lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637123 lol at the vocaroo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637161 SLAM EM HULKSTER
>>18636827 our beautiful queen lol
Anonymous
this board has needed a show of its own for a long time, this guy better not fuck it up
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18640858 this episode knocked it out of the park imo, i think we're in good hands
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
thank you to everyone for making this show our first real success. Based on the bitchute views I can see that at least some of you are actually watching this shit, which I appreciate tremendously. And I would like to remind everyone that this entire episode is dedicated to the memory of Hulk Hogan. RIP GOAT.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
bumpity bump to show my appreciation for all this good OC
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
just wanted to report some more weird numerology going on with this episode. The OP ended in 14. When I went to take screenshots for my records, there were 14 of them and they all began with the number 14. So does pic related. What could this mean?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636666 >>18636992 >>18637011 >>18637000 >>18644354 it means that based lord kek decided to help you out. apparently naming your e-fed after a meme had the effect of summoning some ancient and powerful meme magic.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
the matches are ok, kind of hard to get excited for firepro matches but you've done a pretty good job with the commentary and animations and all. what i really like is the storytelling aspect, a lot of promoters don't understand that you need more than just matches. keep it up anon.
Anonymous
>>18636314 bumping autistic kino thread
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18647996 thanks for doing that, i almost missed out on this. someone put in a lot of good work here.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18637143 loved it, hulkamania lives forever brother
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18636827 i tried calling the number but it didn't work, where can I buy one of these wonderful devices?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18636314 Jesus christ this is what the AEWists do with their free time when they're not raping children
Anonymous
OP is a horse fucker. He only got into wrestling because he heard it had stables
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Didn't this guy get exposed for being a brony or something when he did this shit a few years ago?
Anonymous
>>18655242 For some reason this didn't remind me of the last time but yeah I do kek
Anonymous
Anonymous
>first creative OC on /pw/ in years >pEdrone fedophile pigs start a campaign to cancel OP because originality and creativity confuses them
Anonymous
>>18655314 it's literally the same guy as the AI waifu threads lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18655355 >there's actually a /pw/ 'cord it's over
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18655324 This.
He started in the waifu threads and was outed as a horse fucker then tried making his own fed after getting exposed soon after then came back with this second attempt.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655670 I don't condone that behavior, however WWE was run and operated by a BBC scat cuck fetishist rapist pedo apologist for 40 years. The attitude era and ruthless aggression is still based.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18655670 Damn, even retarded autist digital feds have insane owners who should be shot to death. What gives? Is there no such thing as an honest, good natured fed owner?
Anonymous
>>18655900 wrestling is inherently degenerate
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18655920 At its core it's just pretend fighting. Nothing degenerate about that.
Anonymous
>>18655951 it's identical to the porn industry
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655386 >>18655399 >lice posts in these grim
Anonymous
>>18655962 I think you just might be retarded man.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18656057 nah, pepe von erich is. he's also a lolicon enjoying horse fucker.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
jolly good show
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655228 Not a joke at all. You got exposed, horse fucker
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655386 >Domfag is an actual fag Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655670 you're a complete moron making up a bunch of headcanon. OP is based and is making this board better while you just recycle old sashaschizo jokes about fucking horses.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18652784 hey genius, this show has two AEW guys as heels, jobbing to Hulk Hogan in the main event.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
This thread is still up? Damn, thank you guys. I figured it would have been long since archived by now. Your help is greatly appreciated, and I think this is a good opportunity to announce some important news:
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 LMAO ok i'll watch
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18660695 this might be the match that finally puts Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards over with /pw/
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18660820 It was originally going to be Kane and the Ultimate Warrior but then I realized that this would be much better.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 this one is over with me brother, this is the kind of match we would see irl if most promoters weren't pussies
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 somebody give this guy gedo's job
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 based pve capitalizing on that nuclear heat
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655355 these screenshots are kind of funny but also obviously fake
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I wish more of pdub was like this
Anonymous
What type of mental illness is this?
Anonymous
Anonymous
You can gaslight retards all you want all you want, pepe. Some of us were there and saw it when you got btfo of the waifu threads. That's why your first attempt failed because you wanted to set all this shit up with telegram or some sketchy shit app to remain anonymous with other anons to participate in because everyone knew you were the horse fucker before coming back now. You dropped that idea quick, huh? And you only wanted to do it like that because you wanted to avoid discord because of the leaks. You can streisand effect this all you want by calling it fake when you don't use your tripcode, but it won't go away.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18669326 I shouldn't even be responding to a low-level troll like you, but I'll indulge you just a little. I was not in any way affiliated with those waifufag threads of which you speak. As for the rest of it, I have no idea what you're even talking about. So kindly take these silly accusations and all your ridiculous headcanon, crush them up, smear them all over a pineapple, and then shove that pineapple up your ass. Backwards.
Anonymous
>>18669539 Not that anon but how did you almost end up fucking a horse
Anonymous
what is this, fantasy wrestling?
Anonymous
>>18669552 >fucking a horse you mean raping a horse. horses can't give consent.
Anonymous
>>18669539 >this nigga sits around checking his own thread hours later to necrobump it kek what a bait taking horse fucking loser. your ego is fragile. see you on saturday.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18669552 Sir, you seem to be a little confused. I am clearly a frog, not a horse. Even if I wanted to fuck a horse, my froggy penis is not of sufficient size to give or derive any pleasure from said act.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18669560 Sort of. It will eventually be more like an e-fed, but right now I am not yet ready to recruit anyone else. Basically, I have to make sure I have all my shit together before I start bringing other people's shit into the mix. But for now, it is a wrestling show made specifically for this board.
Anonymous
>>18669592 Fair point
>>18669599 >admits to having a small penis Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18669592 As shown by your digits, the only one who has been raping anything is you. What have you been raping, anon? Was it a pig? a dog? a chicken? maybe even an ostrich? Hell I bet a nasty bastard like you would fuck the whole zoo.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18669644 kek roast him
>>18669636 >failed to learn how to read Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Quoted By:
>>18669595 See you then faggot. We both know you love my show, so don't lie. lol.
Anonymous
>>18669539 >only addresses the waifufag thing >ignores the discord thing or anything else sus
Anonymous
>>18669780 Because it's all true. Notice how he mentions "before I start bringing other people's shit into the mix." here
>>18669620 He was going to use telegram with others to collab with originally with ideas. Nothing ever said about him in any of his threads is a lie.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18669780 I ignore that shit for the same reasons that I ignore the drunken ramblings of a filthy hobo in the gutter. Because I don't even understand those ramblings nor do I give a fuck to understand them.
Anonymous
QRD on the horse fucking?
Anonymous
>>18669820 I didn't know how much of that was true but the silence is deafening
>>18669828 Yet you felt the need to explicitly deny being a waifufag? That cope doesn't jive with the fact you decided to argue now
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18669842 Well, it all started when this anon right here
>>18669595 visited a horse farm and got a boner upon seeing all the horses (both male and female). what happened next was best left unsaid. Let's just say they didn't have to use the carrot on Mr. Ed that day.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18669842 See
>>18655271 The Jim guy is OP from last time he tried this but his discord got leaked
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18669854 Look, you're not bothering me or anyone else with this ridiculous amateur hour bullshit you cooked up. The "horse fucker" thing has already been used on the sashaschizo and the ponyfags from /mlp/. And just for the record, I responded only to the waifu thing because that was the only part I actually understood. I do recall when someone tried to start a waifu fed, but it was just a bunch of gay larping so it got banned. End of story. And as for your gay little discord screenshots, I neither know nor care who any of those people are. Now, that's about as much as I'll feed a troll like you so have a good night.
Anonymous
>>18669326 I won't let pw forget either. Keep up the good work, anon
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 ok now that's good booking. too bad nobody will do something like this irl.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655925 Turns out the schizophrenic posters where right. There is a discord for shitting up the board.
Anonymous
>>18669898 So you just randomly decided to start a very similar /pw/ e-fed thing to the guy who got exposed as a discord lolicon horsefucker? Who also used a pepe avatar? I don't believe you don't know anything about this, you're either a complete newfag with extremely bad luck or just lying.
Anonymous
>>18669908 you are nothing but a samefagging nerd with no life who makes up bestiality fanfics all day while gooning with other homosexuals on discord.
Anonymous
>>18669969 >samefagging So you're a schizo too
Anonymous
>>18669963 nta but i do remember what you're talking about, some guy tried to start an e-fed and there was this one anon (probably you) spamming about horse fucking and talking about some alleged secret discord. that guy mostly just ignored you and now i see why.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18669963 fuck off with this shit man nobody's buying it
Anonymous
>>18669989 If none of that shit was true why did it end right after the discord got leaked? And why is this thing so identical?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18669982 >So you're a schizo too AHA! You just admitted that you enjoy homosexual brony porn! I knew it! HAHAHAHA LET'S ALL POINT AT THIS BRONY FAGGOT AND LAUGH CHILDREN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
>>18669963 It's him, and don't let others tell you otherwise. He went by presidentjimkekett originally and the original bitchute he was going to use is still up
>>18655787 Anonymous
Quoted By:
kek pepe is having a melty
Anonymous
>>18670045 >He went by presidentjimkekett originally Why wouldn't he admit that? Very sus indeed
Anonymous
>>18670026 >here is my headcanon, please explain it if you can't even understand this little story of yours, how is someone else supposed to understand?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670077 Yeah i think you're just a faggot trying to sabotage something good. adding "horse fucker" to my filters now.
Anonymous
>>18670086 Were you or were you not Jim Kekett?
Anonymous
>>18670045 Yeah I think so and he turned his trip off to argue.
>>18670086 I explained why this looks suspicious pretty clearly to give OP a chance to explain himself, but since you took the trip off I'm gonna say I'm right and you're the discord horse fucker
Anonymous
>>18670093 is jim kekett in the room with us right now?
Anonymous
>>18670099 so everyone is a horse fucker now? bro this isn't /mlp/. you have to go back.
Anonymous
>>18670102 >doesn't answer the question Anonymous
>>18670112 No, just the OP formerly known as Jim Kekett. He's doing something extremely similar to the previous thing that ended once his discord got leaked? On the off chance you're not him, you're incredibly naive.
Anonymous
>pro wrestling championship wrestling
Anonymous
>>18670099 Notice how the first post after
>>18669326 is him right away after hours of inactivity? He's always here in his threads to deflect instead of ignoring it. You'd assume he'd ignore something not true instead of astroturfing interest and white knighting himself.
Anonymous
>>18670127 anyone can make a fake discord screenshot, and as far as I remember kekett never made a discord or even talked about one. and as i recall it didn't end for a while after those accusations were made so i have to wonder why you're lying about some failed e-fed from years ago.
Anonymous
>>18670147 this the jim kekett one? if so, the color gradients are the same.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670122 no i'm not that anon, stop tilting with windmills senor quixote.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670178 >this the jim kekett one? Yep
Anonymous
>>18670178 who gives a fuck if it does turn out to be the same guy? I swear, every time something good comes along some faggot tries to ruin it with accusations. go back to the bowels of reddit where scum like you belong.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670147 That was it. Jim really thought people forgot lmao
>>18670153 Yeah he's trying to go with the "it's all fake bro" thing
>>18670158 It ceased activity shortly after the discord leaks. If they were fake why would that be the case?
Anonymous
>>18670178 >the color gradients are the same. good catch
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670192 KWAB RAPE THOSE REDDITORS
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670192 Normal people don't like horse raping lolicons anon
Anonymous
>>18670192 >I swear, every time something good comes along some faggot tries to ruin it This is exactly what Kekett said when he got exposed. Started crying about how only he makes quality original content. You're such a fake ass lying bitch
Anonymous
Quoted By:
and now we have people trying to resurrect ancient drama to try and cancel someone who actually contributes something good to this shithole. I don't see that working, nobody cares about this old shit.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Where the big mares played
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670200 >durrrr he use same colors so he same person Anonymous
>>18670216 >same style as last time >same copes as last time >same seething as last time No bro it's totally all fake why do you gotta expose Kekett like that my stuff is great
Anonymous
>>18670251 >tries to samefag as the person he's attacking Anonymous
>>18670251 Now he's pulling a Hillary after getting exposed
>nobody cares about this old shit. Anonymous
the anons posting about horse fucking are telling us a lot about their own fantasies.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670269 yeah for real, hopefully next time they fuck a horse it will kick them
Anonymous
>>18670261 I was making fun of you Jim, you autistic pony lover lmao
>>18670263 I bet he does have another discord already. People like this don't learn from their mistakes
Anonymous
>>18670277 >everyone is jim kekett ok gotcha. i'll have to go down to the courthouse tomorrow and change my name i guess. thank you for telling me my real name anon youve changed my life. now we just have to get everyone else to do the same and then you'll be right.
Anonymous
>>18670277 He even types out insults in the same fashion as he does when not using his tripcode.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18660695 this is the match right here. love this shit OP don't listen to the haters
Anonymous
>>18670290 Please keep seething for us Jim this is funnier than your attempts at OC
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670309 does it make you feel good to talk to yourself? worried about you anon you might be a real actual schizo. im a licensed psychotherapist, tell me what's bothering you?
Anonymous
>>18670313 my name isn't jim yet anon, not until i get it legally changed tomorrow. plus i told you im on your side now. we just have to convince everyone on this board to also change their names to jim kekett so that you will finally be correct. come on bro we can do this.
Anonymous
The best part of these threads are when people do a run in on the commissioner
Anonymous
>>18670325 I wanna know, why are you so obsessed with making a /pw/ e-fed? After the humiliation last time why try again? And did you honestly expect no one would notice?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670335 and he always seethes after.
Anonymous
It's time for the mane event
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18670340 kek this loser is really still seething about some guy from years ago and accusing multiple people of being him. classic schizo behavior if i've ever seen it. so which one are you, bitchtits or rovert?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670335 he already left, you're just spinning gossip like old fishwives
Anonymous
>>18670368 Well when you inevitably give this a 3rd attempt, I will enjoy the trash fire again lmao
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18670402 >doesn't answer the question so which one are you, bitchtits or rovert? or maybe you're the sashaschizo, that would explain your fascination with horses.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670415 the silence is deafening. it's definitely bitchtits, i'd recognize that piggiE anywhere.
Anonymous
>Neigh! >Nothing you can say. >Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me.
Anonymous
>>18670413 notice how he uses the no milly meme despite the fact that this thread has nothing to do with AEW. It all fits, this is the tittypig and he has been EXPOSED.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670433 no i disagree, it's probably that fat fuck cripple rovert, this is exactly the kind of thing he does on twitter plus only a cripple would seethe this hard
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670432 ok so you're sashaschizo, got it. thanks for confirming.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>WHEN YA E-FED FALLS APART TWICE CAUSE YOU GET EXPOSED AS A HORSE FUCKIN' LOLI LOVIN' CORD GOONIN' RETARD, THAT'S HARD TIMES BAYBAY!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Should I expose the business or no?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18655296 >but keep it to the nsfw channel please kek
Anonymous
From the sharty when 4chan was down
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670506 >leaves out the cord drama Lmao just like he tried to in this thread
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670506 >Global Rules >8. Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18642390 just saw this for the first time, based show
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>the show made by and for the autistic bastards of /pw/. >gets butt hurt when the autistic bastards of /pw/ gathered info to expose him
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>when you find out your boss is a horse fucker
Anonymous
>>18670647 of course it's the same guy, but nobody cares about your fake discord shit. and when i see these screenshots i can't help but wonder how you got them. if there is some kind of discord that is dedicated to shitting up the board, then you're clearly part of it.
Anonymous
>>18670663 you clearly do since you're replying. you sound nervous pepe. and yes when he got found out people infiltrated it to fully expose him. infiltrating it to gather info isn't the same as partaking in the degeneracy.
Anonymous
>>18670676 yeah no. there's nothing to connect the two other than the screen name. literally any discord user could change their name to "jim kekett" and use a pepe for an avatar and do what someone has done here. it's clearly fake and gay and only exposes you for hanging out in some very degenerate places.
Anonymous
>>18670663 >nobody cares about your fake discord shit Half the threads on this board at any given time are about literal who Twitter users lmao. /pw/ loves drama and all the evidence points to it being legit
Anonymous
>>18670693 no it absolutely doesn't lol, its clear that this is the pwcw guy but the discord shit and the sharty shit are 100% fake. the discord shit has no connection other than the use of a screen name and the sharty shit doesn't even have that.
Anonymous
>>18670676 now back to the subject, why are you hanging out in a discord with a section for /pw/ spam where people post loli horse porn? because these screenshots could only have come from someone who was in such a place.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
kek pepe is having a melty
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670685 that's obviously what this faggot did, just to be a sabotaging little bitch.
Anonymous
>>18670718 simple, to gather info and expose you pepe after the waifu wrestling drama. that hard to comprehend?
Anonymous
>>18670707 So someone made like 10 plus discord accounts just to fuck over some new e-fed? And OP fled /pw/ shortly after it happened for no reason? Lmao right
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670707 agree, this does look like the same guy but i don't believe any of this other garbage. if we look at the archive we can see that someone was trying to sabotage this kekett guy from day one, and it wasn't the jannies either. it was probably this discord of trolls.
Anonymous
>>18670738 no you lying faggot, someone changed their screen name to "jim kekett" and then posted some shit in a discord full of degenerates. and in doing so, they only exposed themselves for hanging out in a discord full of degenerates.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670731 the real pepe already put you in your place lol im just reminding you that you're full of shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18670744 A troll switched his username to jim in discord where they were talking about his e-fed and then Jim ran away when the leaks happened for no reason? Kek sure
Anonymous
My question is why does OP think this off topic shit belongs on pw
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18670763 he didn't leave right after that tho, as i recall he didn't seem to care very much about those accusations. why are you lying? im not some newfag, i was there and i saw what happened so you cant lie to me. jim kekett did nothing wrong.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670763 literally anyone with a basic knowledge of photoshop or gimp can manipulate a screenshot like that, you're not going to convince me with that trash.
Anonymous
>>18670804 so when you "recall" something with nothing to back up your claims, we're supposed to believe it face value. but when anons post stuff with screenshots and webms it's automatically fake?
Anonymous
>anon tries to do something nice for /pw/ and give them their own wrestling show >other anon starts accusing him of being a horsefucker and a pedo >ends up exposing himself and his discord friends as horsefuckers and pedos
Anonymous
>>18670824 ok first, here is some of the proof that there was no connection between the waifufed and pwcw. At the very start kekett said no waifushit would be allowed at all.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670773 He thought a discord full of /pw/ users would be a good idea he's not bright
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670826 You forgot
>twice looking forward to the second set of discord leaks
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Remember how OP kept saying he wasn't Kekett? But now he acknowledges it was indeed him. Your word ain't worth shit, OP
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670842 >that's 100% fake - Pepe Von Erich Anonymous
>>18670826 NOW, here is a screenshot of people talking about those discord fakes from july 2023.
as you can see here, kekett was still posting about the fed as an active thing in september 2023
>>18670842 " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/11394901/#q11396032
>>18670842 So no, those shitty fakes did NOT kill pwcw. I don't know what did kill it, but it wasn't that. And that is an undeniable fact no matter how much bullshit you spam.
Anonymous
OP's been seething for hours now KWAB
Anonymous
here is the screenshot from september as well. again, these faggots claiming that discord "leaks" killed pwcw are full of shit.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670895 >>18670905 kek gottem. haters btfo again.
Anonymous
>>18670895 >>18670905 they LIED. which means they also probably lied about the discord leaks, the horse fucking stuff and the rest. now that i think about it pepe von erich never denied being that guy, he just never confirmed it either. which means that pepe von erich has been honest with us and these faggots have not.
Anonymous
>>18670905 >However I happen to be one of the people who joined PWCW so the accusations of anons linking via an app like telegram as well were true then? or was it from his leaked discord where they linked?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670905 >discord troons were posting cp and doxing each other The fate of every 4chan discord
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670939 that is true and it was obvious anyway. i knew it was the same guy right away and i didnt care
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670940 I think they moved to telegram after the discord leaks
Anonymous
>>18670939 >now that i think about it pepe von erich never denied being that guy, You spent have the thread denying it. Just because you turn off your trip doesn't mean we can't recognize you. Nobody would defend OP except for OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18671789 yeah this is actually kind of funny, a fake wrestling show caused some anon to have a serious melty and spend hours spamming about horse fucking. kek what a loser.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18671052 lol you can't read (or spell)
Anonymous
Quoted By:
/pw/ has become Reddit. why does any of this woman drama matter? the product is good, I don't care about your childish discord drama
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18670826 yeah that's basically what happened here
Anonymous
>>18671052 Yeah he made it really obvious. Outside of the anon accusing him of fucking a horse OP is all the posts here. No one likes or wants this retarded shit on the board.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18672302 >everyone who agrees with me is real >everyone who disagrees is fake seek help, you're delusional. this show is over with me.
Anonymous
>>18672302 also stop samefagging, you already got busted for lying anyway.
>>18670842 >>18670895 >>18670905 Anonymous
Anonymous
why are you acting like Reddit / xitter cancel happy zoomers?? who gives a fuck seriously. is Pepe Von Erich a degenerate? probably but who fucking cares on /pw/ of all places. Vince was a freak and created kino. let PVE cook.
Anonymous
>>18674210 it's just one or two mentally ill homosexuals making up headcanon, pay it no mind.
Anonymous
>>18674861 >literal streisand effect retard. why bump the thread back to the top to give it attention? if the accusations are false just let the thread die and don't respond to them.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18674897 Because it's legit and Pepe is bubblin'
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>18674861 they're mentally female
