>>18684271It's cringe as fuck but I prefer it to just straight up gooning. When I seriously get in a groove, I find that I magically gain a couple inches I didn't know I had out of nowhere and when I can't help it anymore, it's an easy release. Plus, I just miss that kind of shit man. I'm not in the "women shouldn't wrestle or do anything other than these matches" camp and I'm happy that there are chicks now that I actually consider to be talented enough to get over on wrestling alone, but I still want to see stuff like this every once in a while (1-2 times a year). Yeah it's sexual by it's very nature, but sometimes these coomer matches can genuinely be entertaining without having to go that far.
But I also want something that could "reasonably" happen on TV and there's almost no one out there that writes the kind of stuff that I want. It's either way too degenerate (sex toys and fucking in the ring), or it's completely unreadable shit written by shoot retards that don't use any kind of grammar with the worst fucking fetishes (princess panties, diapers, etc.). I just want a really quick angle, a match, women getting stripped, spanked, and stinkfaced without it going completely off the deep end. If I'm feeling feisty, I'll add a wardrobe malfunction or a full moon and maybe something absurd like my Kancho match (which is closer to an actual school prank than a chick getting fingerblasted in a porno). And since I watch the show and know these characters, I just make it myself because I'm sure as shit not going to pay someone to do it.
