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Quoted By: >>18686697 >>18686699 >>18686750
>I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary.
>The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
>And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups.
>I’m not on the cover of the program.
>I’m barely promoted.
>I don't get to be in movies.
>I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network.
>I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania.
>I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon.
>But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
>And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes.
>But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
>The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
>And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups.
>I’m not on the cover of the program.
>I’m barely promoted.
>I don't get to be in movies.
>I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network.
>I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania.
>I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon.
>But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
>And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes.
>But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
