>>18721042It is recorded in the great tomes of history, that in the summer of Anno Domini 1392, the Marquis of Detroit, Kevin the so-called "bandy-legged" of Nash was set-upon by a band of vagabonds.
Said knaves did proceed to do onto him great injury and violate his chastity must impiously, causing such shock and outrage that a Burgher of his social and physical stature should be desecrated in such an obscene manner. Alas it has been revealed to me by divine revelation that this was all a ruse. In fact, the 'good sir' invited this violence on himself in an act of such debauchery that the devil himself would blush. This band of villains was lead by none other than Jamal the Black-faced, a known consort of Goodman Nash and the assault was nothing but a mummer's farce to disguise his defection to the great Northern Lord, Vincent Il of the McMahon clan.
