>>18773904At least in WoS the competitors were doing ...something with the constant trading of reversals. They would grab an arm and try to tie it up, the guy with his arm trapped would roll through. This roll got his arm out of the trap and gave the guy a chance to grab an ankle. Everything was a counter or setup for something.
This... this is just masterbation. He crawls through Kenoh's leg, and rather than stomp on the twat, Kenoh is required to just be confused. He has to turn around and be shocked. Knight rather than use the distraction to attack Kenoh from behind sets his hands up in the air preparing for a test of strength. Kenoh has to accept the test, again for no reason, only for him to not bother actually resisting Knight because *boom* hands pulled down and... Knight steps over him and traps the arm. Only to immediately release the arm and tap on Kenoh's head to indicate that the next sequence is starting. That sequence being Knight leap frogs over a man, that was completely trapped, and land several feet away. Knight drops to his knees facing away from Kenoh and attempts to shimmy backwards through Kenoh's legs. Why you would drop to the ground facing away from a striker like Kenoh and basically offer him the back of your skull is beyond me but it's fine because Kenoh isn't allowed to end the dance routine yet.
That's like 14 moves and nothing was accomplish. No strikes, no submissions, not even a slap... AND WE'RE STILL NOT DONE WITH THE SEQUENCE. Knight still has to blatantly offer his whole leg to Kenoh, Kenoh has to accept it for some damn reason and then a bunch more floaty bullshit before we get an ineffective rollup. And why would it be ineffective? Because you didn't hurt Kenoh or wear him down in any way.
ZSJ is a parody of WoS, this is a parody of ZSJ.
