This saturday night, we bring you another exciting episode of Saturday Night Metal, brought to you only by the autistic bastards here at Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards. As you can see from the pic, we've got a full card lined up, and all five of these are bangers.
>Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico
>An 8-man mystery Royal Rumble for a shot at the Gigadimes Championship
>The Road Warriors Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>Ric Flair Vs Shingo Takagi in the finals of our World Heavyweight Championship tournament to determine our first world champion

And we have a few other extras in store for you as per usual. It's all coming to you live tomorrow night at 10pm EST, right here on /pw/.