Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the latest installment of /pw/'s resident wrestling show, SATURDAY NIGHT METAL! This show is brought to you by K-WAB Wrestling, and that stands for Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards(in case you didn't know). We are coming to you live from the 4chan Municipal Arena, which is our home venue for the time being. To "watch" the show properly, you just read each post and enjoy the various media therein. We utilize various forms of media to deliver a wrestling show that is tailor-made for this board. But of course, most of you will already know those things so let's get right down to business. This will be a historic episode of SNM, as we will be crowning our first World Heavyweight Champion. As for the rest, I think I've lined up a good show for you fuckers tonight but you can judge for yourself. The full card is as follows:

>Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico
>An 8-man Royal Rumble for a shot at the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship
>The Road Warriors Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Vs Harambe the Gorilla in a hardcore cagematch
>Ric Flair Vs Shingo Takagi in the finals of our World Heavyweight Championship tournament

I believe these are the best five match videos I have ever made, so I also believe that you will be well-entertained by them. I figured out how to incorporate some camera work into the matches, so feel free to tell me if you like it or not.

PLUS:
>A new episode of Rock Talk
>A heartwarming message from Poi
>An update on Hulk Hogan's injury status

and more, so kick back and enjoy the fruits of my severe and lifelong autism.

Show Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1nERRgFnnegR
>Official K-WAB Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW

>Official K-WAB Email Address:
[email protected]