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>"Birbbros, I'm seriously thinking about training to become a professional wrestler. No kidding. My gimmick would be my personality turned up to 11, a kind of "ninja warrior" with a look inspired by Hayabusa and Strider Hiryu. In other words, I'd go for a mysterious, somewhat quieter gimmick, since I'm an introvert."

Lyra-cels think themselves to be ninja warriors, and dressing up their fat bodies in spandex like a Ninja Gaiden video game character will help get them over.