So I fucked up. Tried to work the "I have a car to drive" gimmick. I should have bought tortilla chips and nacho cheese dip instead of pizza pringles. I should have bought pickles. I should have bought eggs, deli meat, and an assortment of vegetables. But now I am stranded with no good food because my car blew up in my driveway so I can't go to the grocery store. I'm going to watch wrestling forever and never leave my house or eat food again. Matches for this feel?