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Quoted By: >>18878835 >>18878845 >>18878886
As per WON, Eddie Kingston responds to his critics about doing nothing to get in shape for his return:
"Nothing? I sucked in more nuts than you could imagine. For 16 months. Nonstop. Nut based diet, maximum nuttage, the Dr. Kingstonsons diet, Nothing but nuts, an entire cities worth of nuts. All day and all night, nut after nut, mouthfuls of salty protein going down my gut non stop. Pumping them in my mouth one handed, two handed, when my hands got tired for a minute - no handed! With both feet! Using every muscle to keep gobbling up more. Contorting in unnatural ways to keep the nuts flowing in. Upside down, right way up, on my side, on my back, it didn't matter as long as it comes out of the sack, people pitching in, people forming lines to get me more nuts, just endless nuts for 16 months getting pumped in. American nuts, Puerto Rican nuts, black nuts, white nuts, Asian nuts, Indian nuts, Injun nuts, Saudi nuts, African nuts, Pakistani nuts, Palestinian nuts, Kosher nuts, Eskimo nuts, German nuts, walnuts, floor nuts, ceiling nuts, dog nuts, donkey nuts, horse nuts, peanuts, pee nuts, shit nuts, plastic nuts, twink nuts, bear nuts, every nut type there is on the planet and beyond, alien nuts, glibglorb nuts I can't be stopped.. I'm collecting all the nuts like I'm gotta catch all the nuts to be the best nut catchers of them all. 16 months of getting that nut day in day out, no matter what! Family calls? I'm out for that nut. If it rained, poured, splashed, splooged, snowed, or came out clear, in any weather, inside, outside, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, garage, shower, at home, friends house, on the way there, at the store, at the cinema, at the gas station, at the gas station bathroom, watching tv, watching other people get nuts, all gobbled up, talking with nuts in my mouth, gargling on them waking hours and asleep. Just to get that nut. When I say I'm going to get that nut, I will get that nut. All of it. All of them. All the time."
"Nothing? I sucked in more nuts than you could imagine. For 16 months. Nonstop. Nut based diet, maximum nuttage, the Dr. Kingstonsons diet, Nothing but nuts, an entire cities worth of nuts. All day and all night, nut after nut, mouthfuls of salty protein going down my gut non stop. Pumping them in my mouth one handed, two handed, when my hands got tired for a minute - no handed! With both feet! Using every muscle to keep gobbling up more. Contorting in unnatural ways to keep the nuts flowing in. Upside down, right way up, on my side, on my back, it didn't matter as long as it comes out of the sack, people pitching in, people forming lines to get me more nuts, just endless nuts for 16 months getting pumped in. American nuts, Puerto Rican nuts, black nuts, white nuts, Asian nuts, Indian nuts, Injun nuts, Saudi nuts, African nuts, Pakistani nuts, Palestinian nuts, Kosher nuts, Eskimo nuts, German nuts, walnuts, floor nuts, ceiling nuts, dog nuts, donkey nuts, horse nuts, peanuts, pee nuts, shit nuts, plastic nuts, twink nuts, bear nuts, every nut type there is on the planet and beyond, alien nuts, glibglorb nuts I can't be stopped.. I'm collecting all the nuts like I'm gotta catch all the nuts to be the best nut catchers of them all. 16 months of getting that nut day in day out, no matter what! Family calls? I'm out for that nut. If it rained, poured, splashed, splooged, snowed, or came out clear, in any weather, inside, outside, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, garage, shower, at home, friends house, on the way there, at the store, at the cinema, at the gas station, at the gas station bathroom, watching tv, watching other people get nuts, all gobbled up, talking with nuts in my mouth, gargling on them waking hours and asleep. Just to get that nut. When I say I'm going to get that nut, I will get that nut. All of it. All of them. All the time."
