i dont have a lot of time today to obsess over you.
frankly my female stalker is pretty cool to talk to.
and she would have never found me if i wasnt bullying your mosher fans.
and then again im still married, so I have 2 women to give attention before i even get to you.
and michelle...were actually friends, shes a nice woman. shes even helping me to report jason blaha (the piece of shit animal abuser) and get him deleted from youtube.

i dunno what to tell ya. love the tim tam slam! youre finally playing in on the joke instead of being butthurt.