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>on a date with the cute girl from work
>we're getting along great
>we start talking about our favorite TV shows
>mention i watch wrestling
>she chuckles and says "don't you know that stuff's fake?"
>i stand up and walk over to her
>slap her hard across the face
>"Did that feel fake?"
>she falls out of the chair and starts crying
>restaurant manager calls the cops
>cops ask me for my statement
>told them i was just demonstrating a wrestling slap for her
>they start laughing and tell her it's not real and stop wasting their time
>guy at the table next to us starts laughing and says "you smooth, bro."
>i hear "he cute" from one of the girls at the bar
>we're getting along great
>we start talking about our favorite TV shows
>mention i watch wrestling
>she chuckles and says "don't you know that stuff's fake?"
>i stand up and walk over to her
>slap her hard across the face
>"Did that feel fake?"
>she falls out of the chair and starts crying
>restaurant manager calls the cops
>cops ask me for my statement
>told them i was just demonstrating a wrestling slap for her
>they start laughing and tell her it's not real and stop wasting their time
>guy at the table next to us starts laughing and says "you smooth, bro."
>i hear "he cute" from one of the girls at the bar
