>>19009704Ok Here we go.
This is a gem.
I actually found a way to make Nikki Bella interesting.
Maybe some of you know that small comedy video of the one chick doing anime style voice over and then the cameraman says "Cut!" and she replies "THANK FUCK!" and proceeds to drink big gulps from a giant captain Morgan bottle. That video, along with South Park's Randy Marsh in his gluten free lager phase, were inspirational.
Nikki Bella basically should always be seen with the following props:
>wine carton in one hand>empty wine glass with microphone sticking out of it in the other>baseball cap worn sideways or backwards.Constantly bitching and complaining, however in a jester kind of way with some truth and half truth mixed in. (pointing fingers with wine carton still in hand, etc.)
During promos and segments, mic shall always remain in the wine glass. When she talks as well.
When her opponents talk, have her get bored, swinging the wine glass around, having the mic make clanking sounds over the speakers.
Opponents finished, Bella bored and annoyed, asks "ARE YOU DONE?!", opponent says yes or nods, Bella "OH THANK FUCK!! ... here hold my glass."
>hands glass to opponent, interviewer or ref to hold >opens wine carton and audibly gulps from it>wipes mouth with hand>demands wine glass with mic back so she can talk.In the rare case both hands might actually be needed for something, have her wear a "beer helmet" but with wine glasses. Have her sip from it visibly, occasionally spit it out when opponent said something stupid etc. Also in that mode have her carry and use a whistle like Fonzie for maximum annoyance.
Since Bella still looks fantastic, the audience will fall in love with her and her behavior in no time because she's relatable and in a weird way desirable even more (because "humanized").
>imb4 that should be Bayley's gimmick.No, it would fit her too well. Bella could deliver a shock value to that character that Bayley couldn't.
