>>19056671I'm gonna help you, anon. You have to do everything I say.
1. Wake up early tomorrow
2. Go to the bookstore
3. Buy a book on how to learn Japanese
4. Take the book to the park
5. Walk laps around the park while reading the book
6. Keep doing this until you're both fluent in Japanese and no longer morbidly obese
7. There is no 7
8. Take your new found confidence and fly to Japan
9. Get your fucking waifu
10. No longer depressed
