>Captain, sensors are reading a nearly 7-foot tall humanoid form on the surface below. It appears that a large number of melanated life forms are closing in around him, and their formation would seem to indicate that they intend to carry out forceful coitus.
>Mister Data, what is today's date?
>Curious...these readings indicate that we have somehow traveled back in time to stardate -407746.07. In the calendar of this time period, it would be September 2, 1992.
