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Parker Boudreaux returns to GLEAT

Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 08:44:28 No.19080184 View View Reply Original Report

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 08:48:32 No.19080205 Report

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>>19080184
After his training in the hyperbolic time chamber... this may finna be bussin...

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 08:50:46 No.19080215 Report

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>>19080184
what's the deal with parker boudreaux, why is he such a meme
i know he's the sheesh god but is there anything besides that?
he doesn't seem that abnormal or weird or anything

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 08:53:54 No.19080230 Report

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>>19080215
He showed Triple H a DBZ AMV and told him he wanted a gimmick like that.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 08:59:29 No.19080263 Report

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>>19080215
I havent kept up with Parker lore in about a year, but these are the main things I remember finding funny/interesting
>zoomer brock lesnar arrives to the wrestling world
>he only trains his lower body, resulting in an absolutely bizarre physique
>he takes 2 years to actually step into the ring because his main priority is taking pictures of his thighs and calves for instagram
>he is given a terrible gimmick that doesn't fit him at all and flops
>he goes to AEW and sucks ass and flops
>he goes to the indies and cuts some of the most unintentionally funny wrestling promos I've ever seen
That was the last I kept up with him. I wouldnt call him a lolcow because he really hasn't fucked up that badly and he can still succeed, but he made me laugh a lot

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:03:34 No.19080279 Report

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>>19080263
I found ironic Parkerposting quite funny, that dude really went the wrong way about it lol.
Aparrently his parents were marketing or promotion people or something, which makes me think he could have been a lfitness influencer' with obligatory supplement brand or something gay like that and been quite successful, but he stuck with wrestling. Afaik. He's young right he'll get better.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:08:47 No.19080305 Report

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>>19080184
The state of Japanese wrestling. SheeeeshGOD Parker is the only one that looks like a Professional Wrestler. Storng style shit kill the Japanese territory

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:09:36 No.19080306 Report

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>>19080184
What's so GLEAT about it?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:10:57 No.19080313 Report

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>>19080306
dude it's not literally named after the japanese pronunciation of 'great' right? RIGHT?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:12:09 No.19080317 Report

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>>19080263
His pantheon-slayer arc on here was dimes.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:15:35 No.19080329 Report

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>>19080279
I think it's fair enough to the kid, that he's stuck with wrestling even after both major companies told him to fuck off, so he clearly isn't in the business just for clout

But he's also shit and got fired from wrestling school for being lazy and refusing to improve

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:17:12 No.19080339 Report

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>>19080329
I was about to say he might do okay in Japan indies then I realised what this thread is about lol

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:33:32 No.19080391 Report

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>>19080215
Social media addicted hype beast you'd expect to only be in it for the quick fame, and as of NXT and AEW an utterly abysmal wrestler, now travels the globe wrestling in the world's seediest bingo halls, and there's no telling where he could show up next.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:38:50 No.19080410 Report

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>>19080184
Parker got that drip on tap, fr

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:41:12 No.19080418 Report

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>>19080410
The coolest LOOKING wrestler for sure

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:41:32 No.19080421 Report

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I wonder if he'll ever get a clue

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:42:58 No.19080424 Report

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>>19080215
He's a meme because of the massive gap between his potential and the reality of his shitness. People want him to succeed so they pretend he's the next Brock but he's absolutely awful which makes their shilling of him funny and ironic, up until the point he ever makes it and then they just become real fans.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:44:24 No.19080428 Report

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>>19080424
What potential? The only thing he ever had is that he sort of resembles a guy that was successful, at no point has he shown any actual talent, in any facet of wrestling

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:44:45 No.19080430 Report

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>>19080263
>>he goes to AEW and sucks ass and flops
His Rampage match was legit one of the worst things I've ever seen. It was disaster kino. He has a terminal case of not paying his dues and trying to sprint before he can crawl.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:45:52 No.19080435 Report

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>>19080410
>>19080418
SHEEEEESH
I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:46:17 No.19080436 Report

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>>19080428
He's got decent size and a unique look and is fairly strong. He has some of the raw materials you need to make it for sure. This is why people keep giving him a chance.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:48:25 No.19080444 Report

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>>19080184
>Mirko
>Italian
Somehow I don't think so

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:49:37 No.19080447 Report

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He's paying his dues. He'll be NXT champion before long.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 09:59:49 No.19080459 Report

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>>19080184
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:04:20 No.19080464 Report

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>>19080430
He killed his career by stiffing During that match

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:06:59 No.19080471 Report

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>>19080444
I'm italian and I know a couple mirkos, it's not an uncommon name at least here in the north east

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:08:33 No.19080473 Report

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>>19080471
Because they're slavs bro

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:09:07 No.19080475 Report

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>>19080464
Kek, dumb fuck probably thought he was gonna earn his respect by hitting him in the jaw

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:15:30 No.19080496 Report

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>>19080473
they both have italian lastnames, yes it's originally a slav name but cultures are not monolithic and there's a lot of spill over near borders just like you can find slovenians and croats with italian names who have no italian blood but have italian names

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:17:09 No.19080499 Report

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>>19080496
>with italian names who have no italian blood but have italian names
kek I derped hard here I could delete and repost but I'll leave it cause it's funny

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:18:42 No.19080501 Report

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>>19080184
this is the most dimeless gook i've ever seen

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:19:20 No.19080504 Report

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He is seriously gonna no show or this event will never happen, right?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:22:03 No.19080511 Report

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>>19080317
The last time NXT was good

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:23:45 No.19080520 Report

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>>19080496
That's fair enough. Just before I was looking at a map and zoomed in on Trieste and then it blew my mind when I saw it was part of Italy and not Slovenia.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 10:31:06 No.19080540 Report

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>>19080184
FINALLY
the GLEATmeister
is BACK..
home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Oct 2025 11:14:52 No.19080655 Report

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>>19080215
tl;dr Parker was hyped up as the next Brock Lesnar and let it go to his head, became a meme for being literally the worst wrestler alive, and flunked out of both WWE and AEW in humiliating fashion. This made him lose the ego and get serious. Now he's drifting around the world gaining experience like an old school wrestler drifting through the territories. He's becoming fucking excellent and will be the main character of pro wrestling when he makes it back to WWE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1epXQCUpMs

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