>We really should fuck off to WWE, Chris
You're right, Punk. But we're still under contract
>I have a plan
You have a plan?
>Of course I have a plan
Well let's hear it, Punk. What's the plan?
>Thanks for asking, Chris. I'm going to beat the shit out of the EVPs and make Tony fire me.
You think that will work? Tony is pretty gay for you
>Fair point, Chris. I'll trash AEW to his face at the media scrum
Holy based. I'll start a fake feud between us that we'll pay off in WWE
>See you there, Chris
What a maneuver