Personally, I would exact revenge on all the f*ids who have wronged and oppressed me. I would book them in a loser gets beaten with thin sticks match against me. Of course, being a jewjitsu purple belt and a 405 bencher, I would win handily.

I'm very fed up with this kind of life, to be honest. If you've ever read The Stranger by Camus, that's how I feel. Wrestling isn't an escape anymore because unfortunately there are too many sportsball goons and stacies on the screen. I don't enjoy watching it. I'm thinking of starting my own world and booking my own promotion. All in my head, of course. Not anywhere else. I wouldn't be able to do that.

I hope these evil vapid whores- including, but not limited to- Cora Jade, Maxxine Dupri, Cayden Holefacts, the Cuban girl who shakes her ass, etc. will come under the rule of my fiefdom in the future. There's no telling what I would do with them. I'd reeducate them into being moral and upstanding women. But that might take a lot of correction.