Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth
>Bret is the son of Stu Hart who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Jesus was the leader of The Disciples
>Bret was the leader of The Hart Foundation
Jesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with Sunny
Jesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Kevin Nash
Jesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental championship belt and one completely fucked up British Bulldog
Jesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refused
The crowed chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover Feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13
Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl Hebner
Jesus died in Calvary
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as well
Jesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after The Screwjob
Jesus was killed by Jews
>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a Jew
Jesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended
>Bret has a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career ended
Jesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give people an opportunity for salvation
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude Era
Have you praised our Lord and Saviour Bret Hart today?
