>So Vince has a bug up his ass about this young babyface, Frodo. JR and I wanted to push Samwise, who was over like rover with the rats by the way.
>Frodo is a good kid, we team him with Samwise so he can learn the ropes. We put him alongside the other top babyfaces, feed him a few heels, typical Jerry J'Arrett booking. Classic Elf South stuff.
>We're getting close to the Mount Doom PPV and need some way for Frodo to beat our top heel. Sauron has held the belt for ages and Vince refuses to let us have him lose without a big schmozz. As if that isn't a big enough pain in the ass, we've also got Samwise politicking to be a part of it all. Samwise! The guy who we all thought would just do business. He knew he was getting a monster push after the Undying Lands PPV where Frodo has already agreed to vacate the title. So what the fuuuuck? *sips miruvor*
>Anyway, we've got Frodo booked to go over Sauron after a big battle royale match that Pat is producing. Pat keeps booking the Hobbits strong for some reason, even though we really only keep them around to assemble the ring, but whatever. Pat knows how to agent a battle royale and it doesn't matter anyway.
>Now we need a way to get Frodo and Sam out of the arena safely, they might be babyfaces but those Mordor crowds are all smart marks. Vince wanted Sam to carry Frodo all the way out of Mt. Doom but Samwise is trying to get a Lloyds of Lindon pay out so thats right out the window. Then Russo opens his big fucking mouth and says "Eagles bro"
>Sean, I'm vibrating at this point. We've already got Aragorn politicking for every old timer he knows to get a pay day and now we gotta work eagles into it. Why the fuck didn't we just book the eagles in the first place? "It's a swerve bro, they won't expect it." I'm about to throttle this motherfucker but Vince and that bucky beaver asshole pop and now we gotta make it work
>So anyway the finish goes off as well as it could have, but I'm still fat and miserable in fucking Rivendell.
