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Big Dave thread?
Someone make a vocoro of this:
>so....take us through my divorce.
>your divorce? oh man…let me get my notes….*shuffles papers*…I mean, what can you say, it was a divorce. So I guess the deal is that, your wife, uh, she, like, was sick, I mean, basically she was sick of your, you know, bullshit. Yeah, it's like, you know, you bought her a yoga studio, a beach house, a vanity charity, but, you know, women, gosh I'm going to get in trouble for this one, but women it's like, it's not just about money and material things, you know? I mean, sometimes it is. But wo-women, believe me, I know this from my own divorce, they like, like, you know, sometimes its more emotional, I guess you would say? Like they want attention, attention, and, um, I guess they call it "quality time," like, women want to go out for dinner and drinks, and go to the theater, you know, and maybe even skiing, it's like, they don't really want to sit around and watch old tapes of Mid-South, you know? So I mean, it's like, this Michael guy, they call him "Mike," I guess, I think he was, like, he just, you know, made her feel, feel, you'd call it "special." Like they went on "adventures," and, I guess, that's big with the female demo. Plus, I mean, it's a cosmetic business, like, it always has been, and even though it's not like it was in the 80s, like there are a lot of guys today at a high level who Vince wouldn't have even let be a job guy, but, you know, even though it's better today, it's like, still, bigger guys are always going to get more chances, that's just the way the business is, so, like, when you're shorter you really have to, you know, work on being a better husband, because there's, I mean I wish it wasn't this way, but there's always a taller guy who's looking to take your spot. So, I mean, there's more to it than that, but that's like, the gist of it.
