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>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship in a Steel Cage Match >Kris Statlander (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone for the AEW Women's World Championship >Brodido (c) vs. FTR for the AEW World Tag Team Championships >The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe for the TNT Championship in a No DQ Match [If Fletcher Wins, Briscoe Joins The Don Callis Family] >Kenny Omega & Jurassic Express vs. The Young Bucks & Josh Alexander [Winners Will Receive 1 Million Dollars] >Darby Allin vs. PAC >Jon Moxley vs. Kyle O'Reilly in a No Holds Barred Match >Toni & Mina vs. Babes Of Wrath vs. Sisters Of Sin vs. Shafir & Bayne in a 4-Way Tag [Winning Team Picks Semifinal Match Stipulation] >Casino Gauntlet Match To Determine The First Ever AEW National Champion!
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I'm going to watch more AEW after this.
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This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice that Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 92
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Chuggs finna make the save
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>>19331064 KEK THIS FAGGOT ACTUALLY BOUGHT A PASS TO SPAM THREADS
based retard
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>Mox jobs to KoR clean 3 times in a row
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So we have to wait until Wednesday for the bagging?
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>claudio and dg glancing a look at each other.....
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>No dick Riders turning on Mox
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When is the Moné match? Really wanna go outside for my sesh already
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Who's gonna plastic bag Mox on Wednesday?
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>Fletcher/Briscoe 6
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Mark Briscoe, welcome to the Don Callis Family
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That was a fun match, I like how AEW can have completely different styles on the same show.
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>>19331114 >GuyIngonito avoiding the allegations again It's happening
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I don't want either of these guys to lose.
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>>19331124 PAC hes the only death rider thats been giving mic time and he beat Darby on the opener
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>muh brotha
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Oh, Briscoe is winning
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>>19331102 >Still seething that his shitty thread didn't get used Anonymous
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>>19331125 Both of them are great with everyone they work with, and they work even better against each other.
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Mark can't lose this bros...
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How can one supposedly white man look so middle eastern?
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good video package here by mark
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Hope Kyle wins and Briscoe ends up becoming a legit heel
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>>19331124 Pac, obviously
>Only Dick Rider that's winning matches >Only Dick Rider with mic time >Only Dick Rider with personality Anonymous
>That's family
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kino video package
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>>19331146 I don't make threads. I'm not a faggot
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>>19331122 Mone match is the match before last
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>talking about God to New Yorkers
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>>19331154 I hear you like little packages.
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>>19331153 He's out in the sun all day
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I want to plant chickens with Mark Briscoe
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>>19331172 The sun makes your facial features middle eastern?
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>>19331124 your headcannon isnt happening
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>>19331163 he has like 17 and he just keeps having more, Mark Briscoe is singlehandedly saving the white race
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Was Mark the Jannetty of the Briscoes? I only ever watched their match with GoD where Tama threw the belt across the room afterwards because Enzo showed up
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>>19331173 I planted 6 eggs earlier, I am hoping the chickens sprout soon
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If Mark Briscoe doesn't win the title here, he's cringe gay and midcard forever
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Mark Briscoe is the second reason I watch AEW
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>>19331197 Hope Kyle has a long title run
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>>19331191 people considered Jay the Michaels for a while but Mark was his equal
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>No special DC costumes
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>>19331191 His brother usually talked and was the better looking one.
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>>19331216 swerve is still injured
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I like Kyle's Shawn Michaelsesque sunglasses
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This is a Fletcher board and that's why he'll win
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>>19331205 Quit trying to make Fletch happen
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>>19331226 I hope it goes to 3 A.M. in the morning
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>>19331182 It's happening you're just blind
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Kyle owes me sex and about 35 bucks
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>>19331216 this is your brain on e-slop
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>>19331235 SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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TAKE THAT CHICKEN FUCKER
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>>19331257 Skye owes me a footjob
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Buddy vs any of these guys would be cool.
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>>19331216 Omega is yet to come out.
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JUSTIFIED FUCK DON CALLIS CHANTS
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>>19331266 Why is Absolute Batman so beeg?
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>>19331264 Buddy's jobbing to the egg salad from catering tonight
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>>19331275 He's an absolute unit
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>Im gonna own him after this
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>>19331277 Was the mayonnaise bad or something?
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>Kyle vaulting that ladder at Mark
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>>19331277 I don’t think he eats salad.
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MY TWEET JUST APPEARED ON THE SCREEN
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What are these WeeLC ladders
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>>19331288 let's just say that the cooks added some extra special "ingredients", if you know what I mean
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Lol what, Don keeps calling Mark a drooling retard in SFW terms, but he wants to hire him?
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Mark, you're too old to be taking these bumps...
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now this is some gcw briscoe shit
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>>19331302 They added raw onion? That's fucked up man
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>>19331163 >>19331186 That's not counting all of Jay's kids I'm sure he's taken on.
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>>19331306 don wants those chickens
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surely Mark learned to be a safe driver...
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>I don't think you'd wanna drive with Mark Briscoe behind the wheel
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>>19331306 You always need a retard to boss around
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>>19331298 Congratulations, you are a GEEK
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>Bryan making fun of Briscoe's driving
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>>19331306 He wants to own him like a dog. He'll be the Family's punching bag.
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>>19331285 >>19331313 >Callis turns into a southern farm owner Guys...
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>>19331306 he wants to OWN him
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>>19331315 kek jesus Bryan whats his problem with Mark
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>>19331325 CALLIS FAMILY PLANTATION
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>>19331325 >callis dressed like colonel sanders bossing mark around Anonymous
>>19331334 get ready for a lot of this, also this is why this board desperately needs geoflags
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>>19331336 Kek with Rocky Romero as the house negroe
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>>19331340 I hear you enjoy controlling younger folk
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>>19331325 >Turns into a slave farm Anonymous
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>>19331342 Every thread would be derailed because of flags
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>2 no DQ matches in a row
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>>19331343 Rocky is the secret real owner.
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qt quit over the C2 but wwe wouldnt hire him kek
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>>19331191 Weirdly Jay dying turns them into double Michaels.
>>19331302 Eyo! Eddie Kingston brought that egg salad from home. It had his name on it, pardna.
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>>19331353 this nigga sweatin' curry
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>Two bleedys in a row
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>>19331360 no he has a plantation of Japanese and mexican people out back no one knows about.
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>>19331353 no it wouldn't you cunt
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Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me
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>>19331358 it was actually 4 no DQ's in a row including the battle royale and a cage match, Big Tone Dog is COOKIN'
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Has anyone tried the new monsters and the new winter alani?
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>>19331373 Sky Blue hears it every night
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what a powerbomb by Kyle holy moly
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>>19331366 I think it's been well established that Big Tone is going sicko mode
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That powerbomb
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So going by the PPV so far, who's in the C2?>Okader >KOR >Roddy >Darby >Brisco >Bailey >Knight >Takeshita (can't see Tony getting away with booking the IWGP champ like that) >Cassidy (he's been on a softer contract since returning, not a work horse anymore)
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>>19331366 crochet might be more your speed
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>>19331381 Does he rage when he loses at COD or something?
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>>19331366 Um sweaty, this is the furniture and weapons match, and that was the weapons and illegal holds/fish hooks match
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>>19331380 I only drink water and vodka.
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>Briscoe dies >Don inherited all 50 kids
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>>19331385 you ain't kidding, pal
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sickobros im introducing 3 normies to AEW tonight. they all love it but im having to pause the ppv every three fucking minutes for them. but they have been converted
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>>19331306 His blonde daughter is qt
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>>19331380 If it isn't the green apple Monster I don't care
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>>19331361 it is funny that he crawled back, but he became the go to guy for the specialty matches, see paul walter hauser and big boom aj
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>>19331366 Probably more blood in the joe vs hangman match
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They missed most of the tacks
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he HAD to outdo his gf
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>>19331408 It’s an apple juiced monster and some weird passion berry one.
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>>19331391 Brodie and Okada are definitely going to be in it, everything else is unknown.
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>>19331397 No, she overhears Me and Kyle having sex
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>>19331403 The Dinosaur hasn't even wrestled yet
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>>19331366 Wrestlers bleeding is realistic
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>>19331403 We lost out on our JJ farm antics, we need Uncle Don farm antics
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>>19331423 this PPV has exceeded my expectations on every level, even the womeme match wasn't bad
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>>19331410 Interesting take. Stupid
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Did I just hear a dolphin?
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Fletcher's screaming weirdly reminds me of Trunks' screaming when Gohan was killed by the Androids.
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>>19331420 Fuck I might need to try that one then
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>>19331436 Still have a Mone piss break to get through. Can't wait for her to get no reaction again
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Still 3 matches left after this that will all go 40 minutes each
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>>19331436 the shittier an AEW PPV looks on paper means it will be one of the best.
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This crowd is gonna be so fucking dead for Mercedes and Kris
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>kicks out of that
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>>19331443 Gives me Jericho vibes. I like that he's really the only guy that does it. Every women does it in every match at the moment and whichever producer is telling them to do that (they do it in WWE too) needs to fuck off
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>>19331458 I thought that was it
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REACH FOR THE SKY BOY
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Exquisite kino you are providing tone dawg.
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>>19331447 >Still have a Mone piss break to get through NO FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
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>>19331458 >GuyIngonito when he sees a small child.gif Anonymous
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>>19331454 They'd be dead for it anyway
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>>19331459 that part. what a move. the camera shot was pure kino.
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>Fletcher jumps backwards off the ladder to catch Mark
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>>19331467 Shoot thought she was going to get the tag belts too
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>stop asking stupid questions then
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bros, I can't cook for shit and I'm thinking about starting cooking studies
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so fucking based
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Sicko bros how we feeling?
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Kyle gonna impregnate Skye now that he has Briscoe blood in his system
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That was to absorb his chicken powers
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>>19331479 frankly shocked that she didn't win them single handedly and defend them alone like MJF
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Zesty screwdriver lick
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KYLE
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KYLE NO THATS MURDER
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This is disgusting.
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I'm ngl card looked weak on paper but Big Tone is COOKING.
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WEW LAD HOLD ON A SECOND
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Match of the night so far
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>90 false finishes
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>>19331493 >She gives birth to a giant egg >Skye want to break it >Kyle keeps it >Kyle brings it with him to every match In a year it hatches and A new Mark pops out
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>>19331485 i've been downloading cookbooks recommended in old threads on /ck/ since the ppv started. videos are probably easier to learn from though
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AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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HOLY SHIT
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>>19331509 Weak looking card but KINO matches. Masters chef cooking
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>>19331517 based HUSTLE reference
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>>19331506 me, specifically
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MATCH OF THE NIGHT
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holy fucking shit
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BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH
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BASED BASED BASED BASED
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Yeah that was MOTN
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BROS, MARK REMAINS A FREE MAN
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>>19331529 >GuyIngonito when he sees another small child.gif Anonymous
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>AAAHHHHHHH >EEEEGGGHHHHH
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I wanted briscoe callis family shenanigans but at least he has a belt now
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REACH FOR THE SKY BOY
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MARK BRISCOE ACTUALLY WON A SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP HOLY SHIT
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A crazy Southern boy is the face of TNT
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bout gosh darn time
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>>19331560 Bro this frees up Kyle for a real title
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>>19331560 Kyle is moving onto the world title bro
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Mark Briscoe winning a major TV title makes me really happy
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Soon Don will lose all his Family Belts
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>>19331559 a straight white Christian is the face of TNT
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>8 ads advertising this shit
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What? A black cutie in the the crowd
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SICKO SHOUTOUT
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>The tranny company who cares about kids >Advertising gambling to children
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>broke bucks
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>used to be called breeze queen
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>>19331566 he already got a shot at Hangman this run, he's at the back of the line
>>19331568 I wish I was half as handsome and brilliant as wrestling legend Don Callis
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>>19331560 The Pornostar is the next on the line for the main title to then defend it vs Ospreay on All In.
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>>19331580 yikes
how did we allow this?
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>>19331582 AEW has always been a pro gambling fed
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Big Tone came through with the free private YouTube link for AEW friends and family TYBTD!
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i still think Briscoe being in the Callis family had comedy potentional
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>3 matches left
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>>19331583 We love black women on this board
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Give me the battle cry, Kenny
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This is why Peter Avalon is needed. To put on a quick comedy match inbetween bangers
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>>19331583 think I saw a hard nipple as well
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>>19331601 i got a free version too
thanks tony
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Sicko bros have been fed well. There will be no more blood tonight.
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we love our Ex-EVP's here
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>walking weapon
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When's the Mone match? I need to piss
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How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
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>>19331624 After this, it'll be the cooldown for Hangman/Joe
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Why is this fuckface Donald featured literally every match?
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>we still havent got to the mercedes statlander match yet
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>>19331617 haha, this your first AEW PPV? there's more blood to come, laddy
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>>19331594 I think we're actually getting a Protokada tag titles run.
>>19331617 brother there's still a Hanger cage match to come, the blood must flow
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I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
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I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
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What does a dinosaur need with $333,333.33?
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>Jungle Boy wearing his Kraven jacket on the PPV that sponsored by DC
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I'm ready for dis
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Based crowd going wild for the cleaner
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bros, I'm not ready for this...........
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Guys, Kenny is slowly dying
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KENNI-SAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>19331640 It's the main event. That monkey's paw is a motherfucker. Real sicko shit.
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I HEAR THE EDRONES CRYYYYYYYYYY
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>>19331617 >there will be no more blood tonight >Hangman in a steel cage match is the main event lol,
lmao
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KENNY KINO LOADING
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kenny loves little girls
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Matt trying to count the money
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Does MJF still have his title shot contract thing? I wonder if he comes out tonight when hangman wins
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Why does Kenny always look like he just came back from the set of a gay porno?
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>>19331670 nonsense, he looks better than ever
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>>19331691 He has to announce it a week before
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>>19331691 is Swerve still injured?
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>>19331694 he's a zesty fella, but he's my GOAT
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>>19331691 It's not like the MITB, you need to give at least 7 days notice.
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>>19331691 No, he burned it to fight Hanger. Also, they changed the rules, from now on you have to announce a week ahead of time when you want to cash it in.
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>>19331670 we all are anon
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>>19331691 He spent it and got the rules changed to prevent future Hebrew tricks
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>>19331712 i thought he kept it? he had it in a backstage segment on Wenseday after Forbidden Door
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>>19331698 >Fights not with you Holiday Anonymous
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>>19331710 So much jiggling
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>>19331724 Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
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>>19331727 he still has it tho
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>>19331741 he does. he tricked Hangman to fight him without using it
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Kenny looks like he only has about 50 matches left in him. Enjoy him while you can.
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>>19331694 Because he was?
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Nick looked mad
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>>19331772 Always has been
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Honorary members
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Perry is a perfect cruiserweight
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Yet another Kenny match where he does basically nothing huh
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Stop noticing things.
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>>19331845 He's half dead now
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Alexander slotted in to Andrades role pretty well, beat thing that ever happened to him
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That was a good knee
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The Bux always have the same match.
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I don't watch any wrestling promotions but I come to shitpost because wrestling peaked in 1998
