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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 07:12:16 No.19381244 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19381284 >>19384117 >>19384249 >>19385178 >>19388801

>wrestler knows I shoot believe in telepathic connection and starts cutting a promo in my head

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 07:25:05 No.19381283 Report

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>my mom gets in the ring, grabs the mic, and asks me why I have no job and I'm living with her at 30 years old

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 07:25:19 No.19381284 Report

Quoted By: >>19387531

>>19381244
>Wrestler remote views me and exposes that I have three ai goonerbot chats open

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 07:29:32 No.19381299 Report

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>He's onto us
>Quick, tell him we're a wrestler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 15:27:21 No.19382667 Report

Quoted By: >>19382818

Finally a true schizo thread. At last we can talk about how the audience gets Whiter every 5 years you rewind. Worldwide open secret Kalergi Plan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 15:33:27 No.19382695 Report

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>wrestler's promo seems off but in fact he's just sneaking in trigger words to wake up sleeper agents a
>I'm not a.... HOUSEHOLD... name like you
>soon after that there's a terrorist attack in Paris, France

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 16:08:42 No.19382818 Report

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>>19382667
i wanna know what becky gave up to suddenly be called the best and rub shoulders with the rock and be in mostly black and white as a woman called The Man with a entrance featuring her with one eye open and suddenly she gets (crappy) movie and tv roles while losing every ounce of fat on her body

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 19:58:22 No.19384117 Report

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>>19381244
kek

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 20:15:08 No.19384222 Report

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>wrestler grabs a mic and asks me why I stopped my bipolar meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 20:18:29 No.19384249 Report

Quoted By: >>19388762

>>19381244
>Big Show is in my walls and keeps putting me over on commentary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 20:54:57 No.19384441 Report

Quoted By: >>19385142

>sleeping
>feel a weight on my chest
>I can't breathe
>wake up
>sleep paralysis
>Shane McMahon is sitting on my chest
>try to scream
>nothing comes out
>eventually somehow fall back asleep
>wake up later
>obviously it was just a bad dream
>mom asks 'who was your friend who came by earlier?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 23:25:05 No.19385142 Report

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>>19384441
OH SHIT

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2025 23:29:20 No.19385178 Report

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>>19381244
lel

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Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 00:58:44 No.19385651 Report

Quoted By: >>19388783

>my gimmick is that i replace a midcarder in a stable randomly on one show out of nowhere
>all the members act like ive always been there in the same role as the other person
>every other wrestling against the stable or neutral acts like ive always been there
>midcarder ive replaced is constantly in backstage segments with other wrestlers pleading their case
>the entire stable ignores them and acts like they were never there
>storyline continues with the buildup being about them searching for footage of them being in the stable instead of me

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Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 01:47:22 No.19385916 Report

Quoted By: >>19388791 >>19389477

>I shoot escaped a government testing lab that was forcing us to ingest LSD through the ass. After many years of hiding out I train to be a rassler. The effects of all that acid has warped my mind and I see everyone as naked. So I decide to wrestle naked to blend in. Everyone knows I'm nude but everyone no sells it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 07:29:39 No.19387490 Report

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Good thread
Save

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Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 07:49:21 No.19387531 Report

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>>19381284
Wow did you really have goon as a wrestler who was known for intergender no DQ matches where he takes off the clothing of his female opponents and make them orgasm in the ring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 16:08:55 No.19388762 Report

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>>19384249
>cm punk keeps bringing up tweets i make on twitter on my personal, non-wrestling persona account

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 16:16:23 No.19388783 Report

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>>19385651
Mark Jindrak should've done this after being replaced in Evolution. Then maybe we'd remember him, kind of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 16:17:00 No.19388791 Report

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>>19385916
Please tell me your finisher is called the Emperor's New Slam

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Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 16:20:09 No.19388801 Report

Quoted By: >>19389518

>>19381244
>Write dream journal daily every night
>every single dream has a wrestling reference

Well shit honk honk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 19:03:15 No.19389477 Report

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>>19385916
This happened to me as a shoot

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Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 19:07:37 No.19389494 Report

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>>19387531
huh wat u mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 19:13:06 No.19389513 Report

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>my gangstalkers buy all the front row seats to raw
>again
So fucking tired of this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 19:15:19 No.19389518 Report

Quoted By: >>19389896

>>19388801
ive had like 3 wrestling dreams in my life it's weird. although one was weirdly gay where the hardys were making me wear lipstick

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Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 20:28:50 No.19389896 Report

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>>19389518
i once had a wrestling dream where i wrestled Charlotte Flair while drunk.
she bodyslammed me, talked dirty as she whipped out a big penis and started proneboning me while holding me in a rear naked choke.
it felt real, not that i'm complaining though

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Anonymous Tue 02 Dec 2025 01:35:21 No.19391932 Report

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>I make the cadavers in my basement watch wrestling shows with me. The day AEW hits 100K viewers is the day I burn the house down with all of us in it. They're getting there....any day now.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Dec 2025 01:45:56 No.19392186 Report

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>dreaming about something
>wake up
>suddenly get notification email from Dave Meltzer
>in the email is Dave reviewing my dream
>he gave my dream 2 1/2 stars

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