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the same shitter faggot in two different colors

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>anti-draw tarp champion
>injury prone
>the booker's personal snitch so still gets world title pushes
>the singalong gay dancing entrance is what's over, not him
>constant confusing turns, does betrayal/"I'M LE TWISTED" angles over and over again
>ring name taken from a talentless hack musician (henry rollins, big sean)
>gay emo look inspired by video games and capeshit
>long greasy hair and gay poofy coats
>bulks up but still tries to wrestle like a cruiserweight, looks slow and botchy
>finisher is a dumb foot stomp
>awful whiny dork voice
>rambling in-ring promos that are just 10 minutes of "while you were away doing something else, i was here, in the main event"