>>19398706Since you made this post, I have been meticulously studying the positions of the stars and planets to see what omens they might reveal. And, after analyzing Tony Khan's horoscope, I can tell you when and how it will happen.
Sometime in mid-2027, AEW will finally begin to run short of money. Tony will panic and start selling coke on the side. Everyone will start wondering why all the titles in AEW are suddenly being won by sketchy-looking Colombians. He will make everyone call him "Tony The Snowman", and he will start dressing and talking like Tony Montana 24/7. However, he will soon find out that Colombian drug lords are not as forgiving as his father. When he fails to pay them on time, the cartel will murder 80% of the AEW roster and most people won't notice any difference. This drives Tony further into coke-fueled insanity and he will go full-on Herb Abrams, spending his days in a haze of coke, hookers, and canine handjobs. This makes him sloppy, and the police eventually come looking for him. As they break down the door, he will grab his rifle and scream YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!. But then, they will offer him a bowl of jellybeans and some ROH bootlegs and so he will decide to surrender. By this time, it will be sometime in late 2029, and the story will end with snowman Tony dying of a coke overdose in the back of a police car while wishing he could have had time to bang just one more hooker and wank one more dog. Without him, AEW will quickly become a traveling circus of drag queens.