>>19420651This is the real reason. The Patriarch of the family is a well known rapist and boy fucker. That’s a shoot brother.
There’s also weird stuff going back to Stu’s great-grandfather or something. They were like Doc Savage Eugenics people or some shit. There was an anon breaking it down on /asp/ one night. The Smith Family and the Hart family have been intermarrying for a 100 years since before they came to North America. Davey Boy and Dynamite are real cousins and Dynamite and Bret’s wives were sisters or cousins or something. Roddy Piper is also a first cousin. There’s Olympic medalists and Pulitzer Prize winners in the family, it all comes from this one bloodline, but there’s also some dark shit. Somehow the founder of the KKK is tied into it. A lot of atrocities on the Canadian prairie against natives. A lot of carny behavior. Fake medical degrees and shit like that. One of the patriarchs had written these papers on Penis Captivus, that if you rape an Indian squaw she can capture your dick with her big pussy hoodoo. A lot of rape and cousin marrying.
