>be rejected by every other tribe
>forced to wait until temperature get cold
>keep walking across ice
>discover new land
>oh wait there's white people there
>venerate white people as gods
>then murderrape them, or force them to leave
>proceed to do FUCKING NOTHING on the most fertile and resource rich land on earth
>each tribe then proceeds to murderrape other tribes in thousands of years of endless conflict over literal bullshit
>eventually more white people show up
>they over some trinket for some worthless shit ass land
>be so backwards and savage that "land surrounded by water" doesn't translate to "draws infinite dimes"
>white man graciously extends hand to give you free food as show of partnership and respect
>respond by immediately killing white man and kidnapping white women
>get fucking rekt by white man
>white man 20 years later graciously extends hand to give you free food as show of partnership and respect
>respond by immediately killing white man and kidnapping white women
>get fucking rekt by white man
>white man 20 years later graciously extends hand to give you free food as show of partnership and respect
>respond by immediately killing white man and kidnapping white women
>white man has enough and fucking gives you what you've been giving to countless other tribes
>get completely buck broken so hard that even Tariq Nasheed goes "damn"
>descendants only continue to exist because white man feels bad and sends them a check for 10k a month
>said descendants are 90% alcoholic fatasses who do the HEYAHOYA shit for white people sympathy and sell fireworks to third world shitstains
LIVED ON THE LAND 6000 YEARS
NEVER DREW A DIME
