>>19448949Here’s my plan:
1. **Rebrand WCW as “WCW: The Pride of Wrestling”** — because nothing says “main event” like a rainbow-colored logo shining brighter than the sun. Make every wrestler’s gimmick a celebration of diversity! Hulk Hogan? Now “The Macho Marvel,” promoting acceptance and smashing stereotypes with a giant rainbow hammer.
2. **Create a “Gay for the Gold” Tournament** — featuring wrestlers from all over the spectrum, with hilarious monikers like “The Glitter Gladiator,” “Captain Queer,” and “Sashay Slammer.” The finals? A fabulous dance-off, judged by RuPaul himself via satellite.
3. **Introduce “The Homosexual Hotline” segment** — where fans call in with questions about wrestling, sexuality, and life, hosted by a flamboyantly charismatic announcer in feather boas and sequined tuxedos. The callers? A parade of colorful characters, breaking down stereotypes with humor and love.
4. **Have a heel turn for “The American Dream,” Dusty Rhodes** — but instead of traditional promos, he delivers heartfelt speeches about acceptance, love, and wrestling with a rainbow flag waving behind him. It’s emotional, fabulous, and totally unexpected.
5. **Make “The Lesbian Lariat” a signature move** — where a wrestler gently, yet fiercely, whips their opponent with a rainbow-colored lariat, symbolizing the power of love and unity in the squared circle.
6. **Host “WCW: Drag Championship”** — with wrestlers competing in elaborate, campy drag personas, complete with boas, heels, and glitter. The audience? Loving it, and the ratings skyrocket as the world witnesses the most fabulous wrestling extravaganza ever.
7. **End the show with a giant pride parade** — a parade of wrestlers, fans, and staff marching through the arena, holding rainbow banners, singing “We Are Family,” and celebrating the beautiful spectrum of humanity.
