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The Rock(TM) shoots on CM Punk's dog Larry(TM) dying

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>You got to understand the climate we live in today
>The character that I play on tv for WWE(TM), that is known as The Rock(TM)
>This character is very empowered with todays culture an has the best mind for how to craft a narrative and weave a tale
>CM Punk(TM) has been getting blow back from the main target audience due to his powerful masculine aura, obviously compared to todays main target audience of course
>My character that I play of tv for the WWE(TM) that is known as, The Rock(TM), would instinctively be able to sniff out jabronies so it would be believable that my character that I play on tv for WWE(TM), known as, The Rock(TM), would talk to the actor that played the character of CM Punk(TM) in real life.
>His wife had recently spent years being told by a random woman that wasn't in her life, how to conduct her life. It's known in kayfabe as "Therapy", Kayfabe is the term for when we are playing the actors that we play for WWE, you know, So the audience believes in our story as if it's real.
>Anyway, Since my character, The Rock(TM), that I play on tv for WWE is a no nonsense guy, he knew what CM Punk(TM) needed to do in order to gain any level of traction with the very narrow demographic that our product appeals to.
>On that fateful day the character that I play on the tv show WWE, The Rock(TM), made his way into CM Punk(TM)'s house to prepare for when AJ Lee(TM) and her partner CM Punk(TM) would return home.
>No one questions when The Rock(TM) is in their home when they arrive, they understand my characters greatness and penchant for success
>I served them dinner and we ate jovially.
>Now see, this is where my character that I play on tv for WWE, The Rock(TM), shines.
>My Character, The Rock(TM), stood up and and asked where Larry was.
>Before they could answer My character, The Rock(TM), belted out " IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE LARRY IS!", as I gazed down towards our delicious dinner
>That's how you end the story