LISTEN UP, YOU HISTORY BOOK NERDS,
CAUSE THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY JUST CRASHED
STRAIGHT INTO THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR

YOU GOT THESE GUYS IN SPAIN,
THEY’RE FIGHTIN’ OVER…
I DON’T KNOW…
HATS? FLAGS? CHURCHES?
AND EVERYBODY’S GOT A MUSTACHE,
SO YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL WHO’S WHO

ONE SIDE SAYS THEY’RE RED,
THE OTHER SIDE SAYS THEY’RE NOT RED,
AND I’M LIKE—
IF YOU’RE ALL FIGHTIN’,
NONE OF YOU ARE WINNIN’

NOW FRANCO GOT TANKS,
AND HE HAS GERMAN TANKS,
AND PLANES THAT GO BOMB GUERNICA
AND EVERYBODY’S SAYIN’
“THIS SIDE’S RIGHT!”
“NO THIS SIDE’S RIGHT! HES FIGHTIN' FOR THE FAITH"
AND YOU GOT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, ARMY OF AFRICA,
AND THE ANARCHIST NUMNUTS
BUT WHEN YOU ADD UP THE NUMBERS
AND DIVIDE BY CONFUSION
YOU GET A 32.54% CHANCE OF WINNING
TAKE YOUR FLAGS,
TAKE YOUR HISTORY ARGUMENTS,
AND KNOW THIS—

THE SPANISH WHATEVER CIVIL WAR
HAD A 141 AND TWO-THIRDS PERCENT CHANCE
OF BEIN’ A MESS
CAUSE NOBODY KNEW
WHAT THEY WERE DOIN’
NOW YOU GEEKS TAKE YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND SHOVE IT

HOLLA
IF YA HEAR ME