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>wake up
>fumble out of bed
>look in the mirror
>feeling fumbly
>brush teeth
>toothbrush fumbles and cut my gums
>walk downstairs with fumbled gums, try to pour cereal in bowl
>fumble and spill it everywhere
>oh well, i'll have some toast
>fumble it, burned and ashy
>daughters walk into kitchen
>try to hug them
>fumble
>fall ontop of them, crushing the life out of my younger daughter
>oh well, at least i'm not having a heart attack
>oh wait
>heart fumbles
>begin convulsing as steph sighs and speed-dials another B-Tier legend to marry for optical purpose
>eyelids fumble
>everything turns to black
>wake up infront of the pearly gates
>god says that despite being a fumbler some charity work i did that i don't even remember qualifies me for heaven
>sweet
>walk toward the gates
>trip and fumble, grab god's majestic gown, tear it off revealing his cock and balls
>oops
>get sent to hell for fumbling
>raped by satan for eternity
>i have fumbled
>fumble out of bed
>look in the mirror
>feeling fumbly
>brush teeth
>toothbrush fumbles and cut my gums
>walk downstairs with fumbled gums, try to pour cereal in bowl
>fumble and spill it everywhere
>oh well, i'll have some toast
>fumble it, burned and ashy
>daughters walk into kitchen
>try to hug them
>fumble
>fall ontop of them, crushing the life out of my younger daughter
>oh well, at least i'm not having a heart attack
>oh wait
>heart fumbles
>begin convulsing as steph sighs and speed-dials another B-Tier legend to marry for optical purpose
>eyelids fumble
>everything turns to black
>wake up infront of the pearly gates
>god says that despite being a fumbler some charity work i did that i don't even remember qualifies me for heaven
>sweet
>walk toward the gates
>trip and fumble, grab god's majestic gown, tear it off revealing his cock and balls
>oops
>get sent to hell for fumbling
>raped by satan for eternity
>i have fumbled
