[SPECTACULAR NEWS] Last nights broadcast of AEW Dynamite is reported to have a staggering viewership of 8.3 billion people, making it the highest rated television program in the ages 1-99 demographic for the 300th week in a row. The main event of the show was highlighted by a dream match between "Speedball" Mike Bailey and Yokoharu "Sawdust" Nagayaki, with Speedball retaining the AEW Mens World Trans-Atlantic Western Hemisphere Daytime Continental Breakfast Heavyweight championship in a 2 out of 3 falls match with a 180 minute time limit. President Meltzer has allegedly given the match 4.25 stars.
