>>19544042No. Not because I wasn’t a mark when I was a little Jimmy. It’s because I was constantly protecting my virgin butthole. I watched way too much TV and movies and I didn’t like the idea of some old man coming into my home while I was sleeping. I refused to sit on a strangers lap, I thought it was gay and the guy dressed as Santa at the mall was a molester. My mom had to expose the business to me and say it was all a work. Same reason I wouldn’t do Boy Scouts. I would shoot on any older guy that wasn’t related to me that tried to be nice and cut a promo on him calling him a molester. I didn’t trust anyone, and I made it through life without being 92’d.
