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Quoted By: >>19550143 >>19550150 >>19550152 >>19551493 >>19551496 >>19551534
Tony the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a million-dollar nose and a backstage full of blow,
And two eyes wired from the late-night show.
Tony the Snowman is a wrestling legend, they say,
He was made of hype and a stash that wouldn’t quit,
And he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that white stuff on his desk,
For when he sniffed it up, he started booking like a maniac possessed!
With a million-dollar nose and a backstage full of blow,
And two eyes wired from the late-night show.
Tony the Snowman is a wrestling legend, they say,
He was made of hype and a stash that wouldn’t quit,
And he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that white stuff on his desk,
For when he sniffed it up, he started booking like a maniac possessed!
