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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 00:30:42 No.19571639 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19571704 >>19572101 >>19572104 >>19572894 >>19573053 >>19573122

i cant find any local death jitsu classes on craigslist

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 00:42:31 No.19571704 Report

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>>19571639
The local strip mall in my area has a pizza place, a convenience store, and a combo death jitsu / krav maga school

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 02:16:07 No.19572101 Report

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>>19571639
Dont bother with Death Jit-su--- you'll end up tapping out to a gamestop manager

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 02:18:28 No.19572104 Report

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>>19571639
My local Pancrase guy teaches it on the side. After hours, word of mouth only. Real sicko shit.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 03:11:51 No.19572381 Report

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>>19572104
That's friggin badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 05:23:36 No.19572881 Report

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Do they actually teach you to kill people with death jitsu or is it just a gimmick? I know it can’t take down Walmart managers but is it legit?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 05:28:27 No.19572894 Report

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>>19571639
Jon learned from the greatest master in the business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr0AbiM3kMg

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 05:35:05 No.19572912 Report

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>>19572881
It’s pretty much Jiu Jitsu except more pure garbage and less fucks given. You’ll be gassed out, red faced and ready to tap from sheer exhaustion, that’s why you have an uncontrollable hatred of the hard cam or anything that will capture you being tapped out by a Barnes & Nobles cashier.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 05:59:30 No.19572992 Report

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>Hey brother, heard you were looking for death jitsu classes. Why don’t you come over to my basement for a free lesson.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 06:11:46 No.19573021 Report

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I've finished 2nd in my local karate tournament for 4 years straight. Will death jitsu help me finally beat the manager from Arby's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 06:20:41 No.19573053 Report

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>>19571639
Moxley is an old fuck who still tries to be edgy like a little kid
>Putting "death" in front of everything will make it sound so much cooler. Look at how cool I am. I got Death Riders, do Death Jitsu and bore people to death watching my matches too.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 06:47:15 No.19573122 Report

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>>19571639
Just pick a fight with any random homeless person.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 06:48:28 No.19573124 Report

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>>19573053
fair point, but why does it make you cry, though?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 06:57:46 No.19573152 Report

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>>19573124
What?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 07:01:57 No.19573168 Report

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>>19572912
jon moxley: obviously not a mason

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 07:04:29 No.19573178 Report

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>>19573124
cuz i been goonin for 63 hours strait and my lil pud is raw and bloody

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 07:07:28 No.19573187 Report

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if your class doesn't teach you how to stretch a man's hole then you ain't living brudda!

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 07:12:48 No.19573196 Report

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if me and dean rolled for real id finish him with a ruotolotine then hit a heel hook before he woke up. for Vinces honor

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 07:17:48 No.19573205 Report

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I don't know why you meme on Moxley about this when it's Danielson that coined the phrase in a promo

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 08:13:51 No.19573379 Report

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>>19573187
Is that Sabu in the picture letting Stu demonstrate some sort of maneuver on him?
>errrreeeeehh errreeeeeeh so your Uncle was the Shiek eeeehhhhh. Tough man he was. Saw a fork knick his brachial artery one time in Thunder Bay and he still went another 45 minutes. They ehhhhh had to give him Mule blood to keep him alive. Nice ehhhhhh body you got kid. Nice shape. Strong calves. How about you come down to the dungeon and let me bend your arm back for a little bit and take some ehhhh heh pictures of our training.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 15:48:18 No.19575171 Report

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there's one at the mall by my house

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2025 15:53:09 No.19575189 Report

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Can Death Jitsu beat this?

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