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Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 11:26:34 No.19587965 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19588056 >>19588068 >>19588203 >>19588879 >>19588962 >>19589560 >>19589571

>still haven't taken my first shit of the year

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:05:14 No.19588056 Report

Quoted By: >>19588109

>>19587965
>already in 2026
are you in nu zillind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:09:43 No.19588068 Report

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>>19587965
I've taken possibly my last shit on 2025. But I think I've got another in me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:24:01 No.19588109 Report

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>>19588056
Nah I’ve just been constipated for 365 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:27:33 No.19588118 Report

Quoted By: >>19588121 >>19589464 >>19589480 >>19589505 >>19589580

I was unironically constipated for 2 weeks recently and it's no laughing matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:28:37 No.19588121 Report

Quoted By: >>19588210

>>19588118
Prunes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:57:48 No.19588203 Report

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>>19587965
WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 12:58:48 No.19588210 Report

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>>19588121
That ship had sailed. It was impacted. I had to shove an enema up my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 13:01:03 No.19588220 Report

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kek what a based end of year /pw/ tradition

https://archived.moe/pw/search/text/%3Estill%20haven%27t%20taken%20my%20first%20shit%20of%20the%20year/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 13:02:46 No.19588224 Report

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just took my last bros, 2026 is half an hour away for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 15:43:43 No.19588879 Report

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>>19587965
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 15:45:20 No.19588883 Report

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edging until midnight so i can bust my first load at exactly 0:00:00

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 16:06:18 No.19588962 Report

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>>19587965
Happy new years ya maggots.
Yes that includes you Hogwheels, Bitchtits, Ojama (RIP) and all the schizos

Kostas Gangstar

Kostas Gangstar Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:32:22 No.19589464 Report

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>>19588118
How do you even survive that, I went after 2-3 days recently and dropped 10 kilos that day and barely flushed those things but I ate a lot during that period so there's that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:34:21 No.19589480 Report

Quoted By: >>19589500

>>19588118
stop drinking coffee
I developed a chronic anal fissure from going from 0 cups to 7 cups a day after starting to work again after a break from illness
took me two months to realise it was coffee because I blamed it on the antibiotics instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:38:05 No.19589500 Report

Quoted By: >>19589516

>>19589480
Coffee's supposed to make shitting easier, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:39:17 No.19589505 Report

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>>19588118
just eat more fruits and veg in your diet its not rocket science

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:40:32 No.19589516 Report

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>>19589500
small amounts accelerate the metabolism but caffeine takes water out of the stool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:48:32 No.19589560 Report

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>>19587965
That's a side effect of all the anal sex anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:48:55 No.19589563 Report

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I haven't pissed since before the pandemic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:51:01 No.19589571 Report

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>>19587965
Sounds like you need an enema, pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 17:53:09 No.19589580 Report

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>>19588118
I drink a scoop of Great Value brand metamucil before dinner each day and it basically stopped me from being constipated. Haven't really had a problem since I started using it.
Of course I'm backed up from abusing opiates and kratom but still. It works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2025 22:28:03 No.19591355 Report

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How ya doin OP?

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