*crowd pops*
I CAN'T HEAR YOU-UH
I SAID-UH
ARE YOU READY-UH
TO MOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRNNN???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*crowds goes wild*
*music hits*
*most expensive entrance pyro in ppv history goes off*
*grieving widow erika kirk makes her ebin stadium entrance clearly having the time of her life*
*enters the ring*
*does a sexy little wiggle*
*fully strips and commences a live sex celebration with jd vance*
*evangelical rural and suburban retard migapedes start spazzing out in rapturous ecstasy*