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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 14:31:21 No.19601043 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19601068 >>19601069 >>19601082 >>19601144 >>19602815 >>19602844 >>19602968 >>19602975 >>19604778 >>19605582

>Bit a guy's nose off in public
>No police records
>No court records
>No news story about a guy getting mutilated by a public figure
>Haku says he paid for the guy's surgery to not go to prison. You can't settle out of court for previous bodily harm

Hmm

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 14:38:48 No.19601068 Report

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>>19601043
They always were driving off the other way...just as the cops were arriving. And somehow nobody could ever identify them despite being pro wrestlers in the 80's.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 14:39:36 No.19601069 Report

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>>19601043
>previous bodily harm

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 14:42:04 No.19601079 Report

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It's all fun and games until a noiseless ghoul debuts on Raw and murders his sons.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 14:42:44 No.19601082 Report

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>>19601043
It was a different time.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 15:00:48 No.19601144 Report

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>>19601043
This dude would get mauled by any professional boxer/kickboxer/nak muay/mixed martial artist above 65 Kg

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 15:11:35 No.19601176 Report

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All the stories about him sound like beta version of 00's era Chuck Norris jokes. I guess old carnies had to amuse themselves somehow.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:07:56 No.19602815 Report

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>>19601043
>>No news story about a guy getting mutilated by a public figure
To be fair, Mengetty never drew a dime
It's like if an AEW guy went on a shooting spree everyone's safe, nobody would even show up for it.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:15:25 No.19602844 Report

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>>19601043
>so yeah Haku is there in front of the 6 cops
>haha no 'Taker, it was 12 cops, remember?
>Oh yeah shit, it was 12 fucking cops
>Yeah like we was saying 20 fucking cops, all dogpile on Haku, right? Like I'm there, shieeet, this is fucking crazy
>And me and 'Taker, we're there like, man, the fuck we gonna do here?
>Haku anyway, as per usual, just throws all 200 cops off hhim, they're flyting out the windows, through the steel doors into the bank vault, just regular Haku shit
>Yeah yeah that's right and I mean we got lucky, you know? They knew Haku didn't mean nothing so they gave us a warning and let us go

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:21:50 No.19602878 Report

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There's a theory out there that some wrestlers could be behind a lot of unsolved murders in the 70s and 80s.
>pick up a rat
>murder her
>dump the body
>drive to next state
>hand in rental car
>rinse and repeat whenever you fancy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:25:15 No.19602892 Report

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>zoomers will never understand how much you could get away with before 9/11
>zoomers will never drive through Cleveland and kill 6 teenagers with a .38 special in 1987, while not even getting on the news because the city is a crime infested hellhole

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:30:44 No.19602921 Report

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People's teenage kids were straight up disappearing left and right in the 1980's and people just went "Oh well, maybe they'll send a postcard next decade lmao"

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:33:50 No.19602938 Report

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>>19601176
I saw chuck norris at a department store one time with his wife and kids circa 2002. He's tiny. Wife was solid.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:35:05 No.19602943 Report

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>>19602938
He's 5'8 with an attitude

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:35:36 No.19602946 Report

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>>19602892
>>19602921
9/11 and helicopter parents killed the allure of the real American serial killer. Now it's always just shooting sprees for cheap heat.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:38:44 No.19602968 Report

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>>19601043
the stories are probably richly exaggerated but there was a time when a simple brawl was not considered to be a big deal and would not necessarily end with the police showing up.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:40:15 No.19602972 Report

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Think about how many serial killers were active around this time. Do a little research and learn by what coincidences and good fortune led the them being discovered and caught. Then think about how many more there must have been who never got caught and never got discovered. Then think about that number and how much bigger the number of dudes who just killed one or two people or just beat the living shit out of people and got away with it would be.
The vast majority of Haku stories are totally believeable, because the vast majority of them are "some belligerently drunk guys in a bar thought he looked tough and wanted to start shit with him then ran away after he, much less drunk, in some way mutilated one of them." Shit like this was still happening in Chili's parking lots in 2014, dude.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:40:27 No.19602975 Report

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>>19601043
One day I will literally rape this old fake tough guy faggot.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:40:57 No.19602979 Report

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>>19602946
It's even worse when those shooting sprees aren't even shoot shooting sprees, but worked shooting sprees. Nobody dares to walk the Columbine's Road anymore.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:41:53 No.19602981 Report

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>>19602972
>The vast majority of Haku stories are totally believeable
Sir, you just uh, ripped out someones' teeth? But you're a 'tough guy wrestler', understanble, you carry on now sir

There's a big fucking difference between 'Haku beat the shit outta someone while drunk and ran off before the cops came' and 'he just kept breathing in the mace, then he snapped t he cuffs then the cops were so intimidated, they let him go'

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:44:10 No.19602991 Report

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>>19602979
>columbine
original flippy shitters, zero charisma. the young bucks to ted bundy's hogan.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:45:54 No.19603002 Report

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>>19602979
Columbine is a great example for this thread, because they had a third guy who helped them plan everything, and the police figured he didn't think they were actually serious, so they never arrested him.
>>19602981
>'he just kept breathing in the mace, then he snapped t he cuffs then the cops were so intimidated, they let him go'
And who exactly told this story?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:56:23 No.19603042 Report

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>>19602968
I'm pretty sure that at no point in the past 70 years could a semi famous person that's been on TV disfigure someone in public without it even getting a local news report

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:57:41 No.19603045 Report

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>>19603042
Then you're insane.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jan 2026 21:57:43 No.19603046 Report

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Mmmmk he was a real badass id drink some jack with him

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 01:53:50 No.19604778 Report

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>>19601043
>Shoot heemed by Ken Raper
At some point you got realize these coconuts are easy to crack.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 02:55:29 No.19605582 Report

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>>19601043
Don't forget the time he took on an army of cops fighting them all off single handedly and they sprayed him in the face with mace, and he just opened his mouth and ate it and laughed the entre time...
surely this is no exaggeration.

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