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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:33:30 No.19607833 View View Reply Original Report

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Who is the Jannetty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:37:27 No.19607855 Report

Quoted By: >>19607891 >>19607895

>>19607833
Gandalf barely used magic, so he was a pretty lame wizard, his best match was against the Balrog but we only saw the finish. Aside that he was a run in merchant. Dumbledorf had a 5 star match against Voldemort but he was gay so it's pretty even all things considered

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:42:49 No.19607883 Report

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>agrees to retire against durin's bane at wrestlemoria
>plans change
>no sells the beatdown and returns the next week for a cheap pop and a post-retirement run where he buries everyone
gandalf is a shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:43:57 No.19607891 Report

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>>19607855
>but he was gay
True but also the same applies to Cody and the zestiness kinda becomes endearing after a while. He was the Michaels of the previous generation in his fed and carried it as the locker room leader. Reliable worker, incredible move set, nearly unmatched aura and willing to put anti hero babyfaces over to establish them for pushes when needed.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:44:42 No.19607895 Report

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>>19607855
Oh yeah Dumbledorf got finger poked of doom by Snape so I guess he loses out

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:45:53 No.19607899 Report

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>>19607833
Richard Harris Dumbledore was the Michaels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:46:34 No.19607903 Report

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>>19607833
>the biggest draw during the hobbit territory eras
>ran the fellowship stable until an injury sidelined him during his feud with Balrog and Aragorn took over
>biggest pop when he came to the Helms Deep event to help the faces
>the can they get along angle he had with his tagteam with Pippin had a great payoff
>one of the mount Rushmore of middle earth alongside Aragon, Samwise and Theoden
>always was willing to put up and coming talent like Bilbo and Frodo over when it was called for
And that's paraphrasing his career, Dumbledore couldn't lace up Gandalf the Dimes' boots even

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 08:57:10 No.19607938 Report

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>>19607833
Straight playing gay vs gay playing straight
Dumbledore went out like a bitch though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 09:59:54 No.19608172 Report

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Dumbledore and Pat Patterson were buddies if you guys catch my drift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 14:46:23 No.19608887 Report

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>>19607833
>Gandalf-a literal god who had to save the world with suppressed powers
>Dumbledore-a literal gay faggot that died
You tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 14:49:07 No.19608898 Report

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>>19607833
Gandalf clears Dumbletty purely in money and miles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 14:52:01 No.19608907 Report

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>>19607903
correct

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 14:55:35 No.19608922 Report

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>Cashes in and wins the wand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 15:07:08 No.19608963 Report

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>>19607833
dumbledoretty is a faggot who killed his own sister for his gay lover. Also died like a bitch to protect a pussy ass little prick that never amounted to anything great and most likely lost his family wealth.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 15:08:36 No.19608967 Report

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>>19607903
>>19608887
Yeah I'm with you guys, Gandalf was the baddest wizard ever. He didn't need a bunch of gimmicky spells to fight, he could run into battle with a sword and chop up orcs and goblins with the best of them. the only one who ever went over big dimes Gandalf was the balrog, and he was the top guy in the moria territory so big G had to put him over. and it didn't matter because Gandalf said his prayers, took his vitamins, and came back to help his faction whip the biggest monster heel of them all and take the middle earth championship belt back to hobbiton. then big G spent his retirement ballin like Flair in the elven isles smoking the finest pipeweed and banging immortal elf hoes for all eternity. Dumbledoretty was a faggot who couldn't even beat a guy who was already dead without help from a bunch of kids. he did the job in his retirement match to a chickenshit heel with the wand poke of doom, his retirement was even worse than Cena. don't get me wrong, I love JK Rowling for standing up to the troon menace but Gandalf was best wizard.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:36:45 No.19609299 Report

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>>19608922
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:00:42 No.19609401 Report

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>>19609299
MUDBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:17:26 No.19609463 Report

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>>19609401
dobby ziggler up in this bitch
>YOU STILL GOT IT
>YOU STILL GOT IT

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:20:57 No.19609479 Report

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>>19608967

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:31:58 No.19609510 Report

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>>19608967
Fairly accurate kayfabe rundown of events

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:32:02 No.19609511 Report

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>>19607833
dumbledorf was raped

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:40:34 No.19609533 Report

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>Servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of Anor-ah-la-la-la, if you smelllll what GAN-DALF IS COOKIN’!

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 23:03:32 No.19610931 Report

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Dumbledore btfo itt

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 01:38:41 No.19612071 Report

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>>19607833
the faggot on the left is literally unfit to run the establishment he is in. so many times the students were endangered its unreal. not to mention the random deadly hazards that are just there for quirkiness' sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 02:18:23 No.19612501 Report

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>>19607833
Gandalf got fucking heem'd by the witch king, aka the jobber who got squashed by a woman. There's no recovery from that.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 03:09:36 No.19613085 Report

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>>19612501
the movies are not canon. that didn’t happen in the book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 03:13:15 No.19613128 Report

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>>19607833
I was more of a Potter mark growing up but it goes like this: Gandalf White > Dumbledore > Gandalf Gray.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 03:54:07 No.19613512 Report

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>Gandalf cuts that big inspirational promo for Pippin about white beaches and vast green lands
>leaves out the fact that territory is restricted to knife ears and demigods like him and that hobbits and humans go directly to the great unknown
Seemed like a face promo at the time, but was actually a heel one.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 04:15:07 No.19613672 Report

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>>19607833
>Starts in a tag team with a literal homo gimmick that goes nowhere
>Goes over big time against his former teammate
>"Retires" immediately and only does promos for decades
>Starts a stable named after himself but no-shows all of the matches
>Comes back to have a no contest against the biggest heel in the company
>Marks for himself and doesn't put the young lion over in his retirement match
what the fuck was this booking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 04:30:38 No.19613818 Report

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>>19607833
Gandalf
>Constantly believes in and gets small indie guys into the main event, even if the smaller dudes feel they don't have the self-confidence in themselves yet. Is always proven right with his choices.
>Despite being the biggest and most talented star, knows his role at this point in his life is to guide and shine a light on the new generation, so always stands to the side so to not take away the focus from others.
>Actually risked a career ending injury to put his stable over. Very nearly did end his career, but instead by the grace of God came back better than he was before.
>Despite having been betrayed by his oldest friend, still gives friend multiple chances to come back and join his stable after friend's career starts to free fall.
>After achieving everything he said he wanted to do in his career and having set-up the next generation perfectly, retires and actually stays away completely, not even popping in some manner for cheap pops.

1/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 04:32:29 No.19613831 Report

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>>19613818
Dumbledore
>Has an obvious favourite to help push who's born into money & fame, but only average at best with promo and ring ability.
>When another stable has busted it's ass working hard to get a wrestlemaina main event which they've now been promised, politics at the last possible moment for his old stable to be in there and get the win instead.
>Despite it being his obvious favourite, makes himself the most important person in the kid's storylines. Once during what was going to be a main event in the middle of what was actually an exciting feud between the kid and the top heel, Dumbledore out the fucking blue insterted himself into the match, had the kid sit in the corner while Dumbledore hit all his moves causing the heel run away, ruining the momentum that the feud was building.
>Knows ahead of time he's going to have a career ending injury if he does so much as one more bump, but rather than retire with grace, has his friend take all the heat for ending his career, to the point a year later people's undeserved hatred for this innocent man causes his career to end.
>Even after career is over, keeps sticking his head into the storyline.
>Starts to dislike his personal pick and so politics for him to suffer a career ending injury from the top heel during wrestlemaina's main event.

I don't know about being a Jannetty or not, but Dumbledore is certainly the biggest shits in wrestling

2/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 04:42:26 No.19613902 Report

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>>19607833
kek dumbledoretty was anally gaped by /pw/ in the chilling winter of 2026. KWABOTY candidate.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 04:44:14 No.19613924 Report

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>>19607833
Is that machello

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 04:46:34 No.19613939 Report

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>>19613831
Kek that's a disingenuous way of phrasing his career.
>is the only wrestler known to have a Phoenix valet
>said Phoenix valet gets sent to help put over new up and coming star in one of his first Mania events
>offers advice to main event level talent
>willing to take the heat for his stable so a heel can run an authority angle
>inspires his chosen successor to establish an NXT style wrestling school
>said wrestling school goes on to make a massive difference in massive Mania level faction feud
>mentors the next top guy in his final year prior to retiring
>used his star power to put over a previously irredeemable heel
>to this day has the highest rated match of all time
>set up the new main event stable for success on his way out
>aside from that, was the possibly most skilled and respected wrestler in the entirety of the sport to the point even the company heel had to run a chickenshit gimmick against him specifically
Meanwhile Gandalf never outgrew his catchphrase and decided to politic himself back into the main event by faking a career ending injury.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 05:00:49 No.19614076 Report

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>>19613939
Bruh, Gandalf is a literal thought of the allfather come to life. His entire existence is a mission from God. And you can't teach that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 05:02:12 No.19614086 Report

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>>19614076
Name one memorable match apart from Balrog and his friend. Dude looks strong because he barely wrestles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 05:20:53 No.19614297 Report

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>>19612501
marks missed the spot where meriadoc low-blowed the witch king of angmar with a loaded barrow blade letting eowyn go over and retire him

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 06:37:29 No.19614803 Report

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>>19614086
he’s the ultimate backstage politician. literally manipulates everyone to have the most dimes outcome. even the heel booker got worked. meanwhile dumblesnore is more worried about sucking cock but is too much of a fag to admit it.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 06:53:12 No.19614940 Report

Quoted By: >>19614966 >>19614992

>>19607833
How the fuck has no one posted the epic rap battle yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIMoQHpvFQQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 06:56:28 No.19614966 Report

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>>19614940
Because those are fucking retarded and cringe. Dimeless.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 06:58:15 No.19614984 Report

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>>19614966
>admits he's gay
Weird flex but ok.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 06:59:21 No.19614992 Report

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>>19614940
kek DumbleGOD ethered his ass

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 07:25:04 No.19615341 Report

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>>19614297
Jackson fumbled, he planned that whole match wrong. The whole
>no mortal man's hand can strike me down
>I am no man
back and forth should've happened before it came to blows. Having Eowyn say the line while taking off the helmet before hitting the finisher had the whole thing jumping the shark. And they should've given more screentime to Merry working the witchking's leg. Let the moment simmer a bit so even the marks in the nosebleeds recognize his contribution to Eowyn going over.
What should've been a valiant underdog team effort against a monsterheel came off as a muh womeme's revolution spot.
Complete fumble and a disgrace to the sacred sport of pro wraithling.

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