>>19613825Arnold: father had a hitler mustache and was a nazi chad while Arnold became a pathetic zogbot, shit movies, had kids with absolute dogs, cheated on his ugly wife with la goblina creatura and got publicly humiliated, has a tiny roid penis, got a hair transplant, no ones cares about his shit statue, sounds like a retard, smokes cigars like a dork, Jannetty to Sergio Oliva
Sly: giga boosted the Hulkster, legendary Rocky franchise, Rocky was so good that people got worked into thinking he's a real guy, people still run the steps to this day, only fucks beautiful women, cheated on his wife and everyone was cool with it cause he's a gigachad, has a massive cock, full head of real hair, everyone loves his iconic statue, sounds like a retard but in a good way, smokes cigars like a man, legitimate artist, the Michaels