>>19623728>Omega: Diseased Janetty Works ridiculously hard getting himself over organically in Japan, throwing his body into harms way on indy cards and learns the language. Becomes the most decorated gaijin in NJPW since Stan Hansen... fucks off to America where he gets anal cancer. Now he's a gaped bitch on the sidelines of a failed fed.
>Okada: Rich JanettyGets handed everything in the Japanese wrestling word because he is tall and has amazing cardio. Turns his back for a big paycheck in America but reveals he has no drawing ability when he's not being tard-wrangled by the nose.
>Naito: Broken JanettyThe most over wrestler in Japan since peak Nakamura. Absolutely beloved by everyone except the bookers. Pushes himself too hard to win their favor, and ends up sawdusting himself into oblivion. Low balled by his home, rejected by AEW, burned European feds with his retardation, relegated to the minor leagues in Japan.
>Tanahashi: Michaels Given nothing, no opportunities, no booking support, no confidence from his peers. Reinvents the game for New Japan. Drags the company kicking and screaming out of the dark ages and spits on outdated tradition because he knew better. Ace of his generation, puts over the next generation... and then the next generation. Hung around just a touch too long, and took the fall for bad booking despite it not being his call. Hangs it up at the right time, sells out the dome, does everything the right way and has every fan in the dome and watching online in the palm of his hand. Once in a generation talent.