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Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:43:14 No.19637274 View View Reply Original Report

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Promo's fucking awful or are you scared that "Here comes... the pressure." ?
https://x.com/i/status/2008369816353063278

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:44:04 No.19637280 Report

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>>19637274
Is that what he says when he sticks his finger up his arse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:45:49 No.19637285 Report

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>>19637274
jesus fucking christ
i know we like to joke around here but
i genuinely do not know how e-drones can sit through this shit every week

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:46:06 No.19637288 Report

Quoted By: >>19637295 >>19637306 >>19638255 >>19639223 >>19640085 >>19640522

>>19637274
How is it that Logan Paul seems more comfortable than all of the vision (except Pauly, of course) combined?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:46:12 No.19637289 Report

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wwe fucking sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:46:33 No.19637292 Report

Quoted By: >>19637339

>>19637274
He should’ve just threatened to call HR, that would’ve made it an epic promo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:47:09 No.19637295 Report

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>>19637288
Because he's the obvious Michaels of the group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:47:11 No.19637296 Report

Quoted By: >>19637355

>>19637274
Logan Paul aura farmed tf out of this bum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:49:27 No.19637306 Report

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>>19637288
Logan Paul is already rich and famous, there is 0 pressure on him. If he fails in WWE, who gives a shit.

these other guys do not feel like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:49:59 No.19637309 Report

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>>19637274
theory has a somali bulb head, he never should have shaved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:53:13 No.19637330 Report

Quoted By: >>19637366

>>19637274
I get it now, this guy is WWE's Daniel Garcia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:54:41 No.19637339 Report

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>>19637292
he should've started a therapy chant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:58:18 No.19637355 Report

Quoted By: >>19637443

>>19637296
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:58:27 No.19637359 Report

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>>19637274
Theory reminds me of those genetic interchangeable body guys in the mid 2000s that never drew a dime that Vince was obsessed with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 22:59:07 No.19637366 Report

Quoted By: >>19637372 >>19637427 >>19637475 >>19639609

>>19637330
the difference is we have video evidence of Theory being gay

with Garcia we just assume he's a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:00:09 No.19637372 Report

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>>19637366
Garcia isn't gay he's just a Joshi simp so it seems like that. It's just like Puerto Ricans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:00:30 No.19637376 Report

Quoted By: >>19640522

>>19637274
Logan Paul's 2 minute promo during commercials was the best part of the entire show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:05:54 No.19637427 Report

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>>19637366
He's a total fag, those beady eyes fool nobody

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:08:09 No.19637443 Report

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>>19637355
True. Austin Theory is a fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:10:18 No.19637451 Report

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>>19637274
Why do you keep shilling this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:15:25 No.19637475 Report

Quoted By: >>19637640

>>19637366
Once I saw him eat his own cum
I knew he would never be over with me
Fucking fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:17:02 No.19637481 Report

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>>19637451
I can't get over that he named his twitter after his haircut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:45:45 No.19637640 Report

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>>19637475
Wow, really? He might actually be a shoot queer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:54:20 No.19637679 Report

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>>19637274
>"Here comes... the pressure."
last thing his prostate heard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 00:09:44 No.19637771 Report

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>>19637679

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Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 00:34:58 No.19637937 Report

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>>19637451
I searched Twitter for that promo to post here so people can hear it. Don't know who he or why I should care, link is just for the video, not who posted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 01:15:25 No.19638255 Report

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>>19637288
He’s got the callouses and zero-fucks-given attitude from a lifetime of being in front of a camera and being both loved and hated at maximum volume. Nothing rattles him. And if he does flub a line, he knows how to play it off and keep it moving.

He may go down as the best promo cutter in WWE history. Only thing standing in his way will be the creativity, the words, and worthy adversaries.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 01:17:14 No.19638274 Report

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>Here comes... the prostate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 01:21:25 No.19638317 Report

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>>19637274
he sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 01:45:03 No.19638597 Report

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>>19637274
He rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 02:15:30 No.19638970 Report

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>>19637679
Fucking Kek I like Austin but damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 02:31:41 No.19639204 Report

Quoted By: >>19640522

>>19637274
Unreal that they paired him with Logan there as if to intentionally emphasize the contrast by example of what a good and bad promo is. One just shoots from the top of his head, the other just reads lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 02:33:48 No.19639223 Report

Quoted By: >>19640133

>>19637288
Logan is honestly dimes, people just need to get over the fact he's a shitty person because let's face it, there's a lot of great wrestlers who aren't great people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 03:11:00 No.19639609 Report

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>>19637366
i don't think that's theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 04:07:33 No.19639880 Report

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>>19637640
he's faggot, maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 04:42:32 No.19640085 Report

Quoted By: >>19640156

>>19637288
>How is it that Logan Paul seems more comfortable than all of the vision (except Pauly, of course) combined?
You took the words out of my mouth after watching that. I just watched that too. I missed it last night. That was bad. How Logan Paul lookin' the best out of everyone in that stable except Paul Heyman? And even Paul Heyman's a fat old fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 04:51:09 No.19640133 Report

Quoted By: >>19640522

>>19639223
Wrestling fans are virtual signaling fags now for the most part
They’re the kind of people to complain about the crowd booing or reacting to Logan Paul because they want him to get no reaction
Or when a match of his is happening, make a point to say that they’re slipping it
He perpetually works the marks in and out of the ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 04:52:59 No.19640140 Report

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I think theory would have been better off turning face and feuding with waller than this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 04:55:14 No.19640156 Report

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>>19640085
>How Logan Paul lookin' the best out of everyone in that stable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 06:26:06 No.19640522 Report

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>>19640133
>>19637288
>>19637376
>>19639204
Good morning sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 09:23:01 No.19640943 Report

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>>19640522
Doesn't make his promo any better...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 09:38:32 No.19640994 Report

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>>19640140
I feel like the play is to eventually have Theory be the one that turns face in the group and fucks over the others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 15:20:53 No.19642001 Report

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>>19637274
Another fumble

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jan 2026 15:38:15 No.19642063 Report

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>>19637274
Look at those prey eyes. Those lips. Is he glamming us?

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