MJF And Bandido Square Off In The Desert For The World Title And Kenny Omega Returns!... AEW Maximum Carnage live TONIGHT! from Arizona Financial Theater in Phoenix, AZ 8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>MJF (c) vs. Bandido for the AEW World Championship >Kenny Omega Returns! >Kris Statlander & Babes Of Wrath vs. Triangle Of Madness >Darby Allin vs. The Bastard PAC >Young Bucks vs. GOA vs. Jetspeed vs. Don Callis Family in a 4-Way Tag For A Future World Tag Title Shot vs FTR ** 31 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia ** ** 60 Days Out From Revolution **
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I can't wait for Kenny to win the title again #BeltCollector
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This is such good shit
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BASED BRODY FUCK ICE
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stand by matches are kinda cool it's like a stardom speed match
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jon cruz bros....
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WAIT THAT WAS FUCKING SERPENTICO???
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Fuck I was grabbing beer and missed it
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kek at Brody having a brain fart
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IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO SET FOOT IN THE RING AND BE THE FIRST NEW AEW CHAMPION
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>first new aew champ what?
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The first new champion?
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brody is the worst promo in the company
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Didn't even notice that it was a two man comms team tonight
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Maybe the buddyfag was right.
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Jake Something, show me something
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DAVIS AND DOYLE
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J E T S P E E D
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2 fucking caws including entrance
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>That theme >That tron >Those names >That gear Setting those boys up to fail smdh
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Look I know these guys are nothing, but whatever that theme song was was complete ass.
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davis and doyle look like they could legit brothers
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davis and doyle should have a crazed mountain men gimmick
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im officially on board with the don world order vs AEW ppv idea
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>>19687430 Saw that pitched. Sounds based
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that brody promo has to be one of the worst promos in years
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alright guys @me when mjf match starts.
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How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we hate these fucking faggots don't we folks?
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>>19687442 founding fathers board
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>>19687442 What's the point of doing this when they just turned babyface?
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>>19687442 I'm not a fan. No, sir. Not a fan.
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Ricochet sounds drunk as hell
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love mark davis adult baby diaper gear love mark davis big giant dumper
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Davis and Doyle are my boys
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Mark Davis is huge
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sick moonsault
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>Toa moonsault >Ricochet reaction
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AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!>AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!! AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!>AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!! AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!>AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!
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Doyle is fucking a hot egirl so I hate him
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This match is embarrassing, what HS gym are they in right now?
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>>19687495 It should be me
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>davis and doyle are two big dumb cavemen who just roar hell yea
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>>19687501 All about the Falls and Brawls baby
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Wrens boyfriend is the jannetty.
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Was that a vicious chest bump?
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Are the Bucks a double Bobby Eatons?
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>>19687515 I can't prove it but I'm almost positive he's with @lilbatzz
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Andrade vs Angelico!
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Is it weird that most of the ex-TNA dudes were immediately tossed in the DCF or a tag team? Are they that dimeless? I thought Jake Doyle was a big prospect.
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Jetspeed vs Bucks at Australia or Revolution
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WHERE IS WILLOW?!?!!
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This match rules
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Is it the screen that makes everyone look so red?
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I fucking hate Speedball "Mike" Bailey so much bros it's unbelievable.
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>>19687558 this but the cucks
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>>19687558 Cause he's Canadian?
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Jack Perry just teleported
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>>19687558 I like Bailey because it's the first time I've seen someone who can actually kick properly with their striking.
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>>19687572 He has a mullet
He wrestles barefoot
And he's from fucking Quebec
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That was a pretty cool counter
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Davis and Doyle bros... WE FUCKING DID IT!
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FTR vs these guys will probably be fucking cool
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Ong doyle is so fucking good bros
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love this big asshole cavemen like you wouldnt believe
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CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO FUCK
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never seen someone hold on to the hurricanrana like that, awesome i'm all in on DnD
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>heel vs heel tag title match Someone broke into dimebag tonight.
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Where my D&D bros at?
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>>19687546 Well, one of them just got a title shot
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doyle's welcome to aew guaranteed title shot loss incoming
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>>19687581 >He has a mullet based
>He wrestles barefoot yes, only women should do this
>And he's from fucking Quebec i don't get the hate for this
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we need more growling angry brutes in prowrestling, like legit cro-magnon looking ass motherfuckers
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Guys, I don't think Stokley needs a wheelchair
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callis vs big stoke we are eatin GOOD
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>D*x on my screen Why ruining a good night?
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why is it named maximum carnage i thought they were bros with dc
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>>19687605 Are you suggesting that he's faking?
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Mark Davis hides his fat gut by pulling his tights up to his stomach like a woman
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>>19687607 He almost went through a table and the the table slowly fell on him. He's lucky to be alive
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stoke sitting in the wheelchair silenty seething like bart in the rear window episode
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>>19687598 I'll eat my words. A rare upset win in AEW, I swear either the bucks or jetspeed were winning.
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>>19687615 >>19687618 sorry im seething this was meant for
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I am in love with Harley Cameron
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>>19687602 tony needs to sign grug from nxt
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>tony khan was a friend of the grateful dead guy who just died wat
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Zayda Steel is fucking HOT! Look at that tummy!
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Zayda Steel? I thought she was WWE ID or whatever the fuck
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Need to cum on Zayda's tum
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top flight fuckin SUCKS
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these girls owe me.. a hug
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>Thekla will never tie you down and give you a aggressive handjob and then continue it as you beg her to stop in blissful agony
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Death Triangle
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Do we really need a womeme match this Dynamite? It was going so well
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THEKLAAAAAAAAAA
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>Tony is a Deadhead Based
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I love black women
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What's the appeal of crazy chicks?
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>>19687653 She didn’t renew and went to ROH so she can be with her dimeless bf Dante Martin.
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oh my god harley I’m gonna bust
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Just me or is Harley looking slimmer tonight?
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>immediately starts hanging around with niggers after joining the circus. Many such cases!
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why didn't tony simply use zayda steel to create the sex parallelogram
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thekla has a pimple in her armpit
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>>19687669 they are open to more stuff like anal
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>>19687676 why not a rhombus
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>trolling grinning Thekla Did Okada teach her?
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Its Kpop demon hunters
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wtf do i when this happens
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god I fuckin love julia
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>Zayda Steel is in AEW now and is a part of the CD/Scorpio Sky faction I haven't been keeping up with AEW that closely lately, but when did this happen? Wtf!? I knew she left Evolve/WWE several months ago at least.
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blue hair harley got me feeling some type of way
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las NALGAS de skye blue
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>>19687692 she's dating dante martin
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>>19687685 That keeps on happening to me on Brave on my desktop lately. I have to switch to Chrome to get the captchas to work again. Really fucking annoying, captchas are the bane of this site.
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>>19687678 I would pop it with my mouth
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Skyes ass is peak
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need willow to do a clumsy cartwheel and then proceed to sit on my face
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the roh collisions will continue until morale improves, or the superbowl happens
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>Megan Bayne and Penelope Ford in action Ford's cleared? Or is that just saying she's going to be there?
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Man, they got that ring super mic'd up we can hear all the calls.
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>>19687539 >batz she's literally doing a watch along on twitch so thats funny
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Highly visual match
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>>19687709 i was confused by that too
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I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO WILLOW!!!
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>they're cheating
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>>19687372 Kek, based comics reference OP
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Willow was made for passionate missionary position while staring into each other's eyes
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I need to be suffocated by Harley’s heaving breasts
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skye knows what shes doind
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>face team holds every single women's belt need more women's heel factions
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>>19687697 Ok...that doesn't answer when she joined though. Guess I'll just go and look it up.
Oh it was literally last Collision when she made her first appearance. Hmm.
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>Thekla getting reversed by Harley Cameron
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>>19687739 they've been together in ROH for a bit, maybe since after the last roh ppv
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I want Kris to give me an extremely awkward lapdance.
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>>19687737 hoping tony puts the main belt on thekla, even though i love big stat
thekla is pure dimes
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Julia a tiny cute!
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Why do I like Kris Statlander's big ass so much?
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One of my mark rages since a kid is that I always thought a breaking a pin should be a DQ
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thought they were gonna do a magic killer there lol
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>that shot of Skye leaning over the apron Money shot
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thekla pinning the world women's champion
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THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Skye Blue’s MASSIVE ass
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>yeah, put my arm up Fucking what?
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A black woman should never lose a wrestling match
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Funny how Thekla went from a 7/10 midcarder in Stardom to the top heel in AEW without improving at all
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old and haggard clap clap clapclapclap
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>yeah it's forreal lmao
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Is JetSpeed's gimmick basically just "Happy to be Here" at this point?
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I just bet $200 on Draft Kings that Bandito is going to win tonight bros
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>>19687797 doesn't even make sense, they both had big wins in the cc
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>>19687802 You could have just given me the money instead
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Good on hangman and jetspeed for doing double duty tonight
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>>19687790 she should really be tbs level but tony is obsessed with sisters of sin so thekla by default became a leader.
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>Sexla >GOA >Doyle and Davis >Jetspeed >Brody and Bandido >Pornostar >Hayter >Darby I like this roster ngl
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>>19687813 probably a much bigger deal tna letting ace austin/jake doyle walk
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you now remember LFI
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I like this outfit
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>Aztec warrior based
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Go go Power Rangers
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Brought out the fucking macuahuitl
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>shark-tooth sword neat
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Are they gonna have Bandido win just to spite ICE?
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BASED AZTEC WARRIOR BANDIDO PLEASE KILLED THAT DIRTY RAT KIKE FUCK BIG NOSE JEW
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What happened to spy vs spy bandido?
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MJFS GONNA DEPORT THIS SPIC
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>>19687843 MJF is going to get ICE to arrest Bandito for the win
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>>19687832 Kotal Kahn's weapon
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>>19687843 They didn't put MJF in a promo battle with all the former world champions just so he could drop it to the ROH champion in his first defense. Even Tony isn't that retarded.
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Why did the AEW crowd cheer so much when the ring announcer said "Mexico"? Aren't they in Arizona?
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>>19687843 Tony likes Bandido, so no, he is not gonna have Bandido´s first AEW Title win be a throwaway match with no build like this one.
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>>19687861 Arizona used to belong to Mexico
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>>19687856 The Roman Reigns of MK
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Do you think Bandito knows him?
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>>19687863 It still does. It's stolen land.
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when the cut to the crowd it looks like the fans go on forever
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>Bandito's sexy ass grandma not in the crowd
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>>19687861 Latinos are the majority of the US in the south west, Trump was really dumb to alienate them
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nobody cares about tony's burner accounts social media posts
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>>19687885 >>Bandito's sexy ass grandma Proof?
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Bandito v Hangman in a Mojave Horseback Deathmatch
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>>19687372 Don't watch AEW, but OP pic caught my interest since Carnage helped get me into collecting comic books for maybe 2 years back when I was in middle school in the early 90's. I have some of my favorite ones hung up in my manbabby room including the whole Maximum Carnage 14 part set. Good times reading those as a kid. Pic rel, shit quality bc had to resize. Thanks for reading the blog, carry on.
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>>19687885 Fun fact she did gravure content in Japan in the 80s
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no ding is ever truly dong
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>>19687904 what do girls say when you invite them over and they see that
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good match so far but im distracted trying to figure how much a hour long cbt session with the triangle of madness would cost yes i do have plaque psoriasis
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>dynamite only got 3 gamethreads its over isn't it lads
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>>19687918 the new captcha filtered a lot of people
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mjf’s trunks hinting at the rascalz being his new stable
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>>19687904 In retrospect, we didn't know how good we had it in the 90's.
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>>19687904 My wife doesn't care and my kids always thought they were cool. They are just decorations at this point since i doubt they have any monetary value.
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>>19687929 That would be unimaginably grim
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>>19687928 I've never been able to solve it
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>>19687885 >>19687909 >disrespecting abuelitas La Chancla will come for you
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Bandido fucking rules
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based bandido got the crowd going
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>>19687933 This was meant for anon
>>19687913 Had a few too many whiskeys today I guess
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>>19687941 I hope that's all she's wearing
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Who will be AEW's first Latino/Hispanic (men's)world champion?
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>>19687969 Onions Hechicero
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>>19687969 best guess has to be bandido
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>>19687933 You are right 90's comics are worth nothing because they made so many and sold so many it crashed the market
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>>19687956 He is the Most Wanted
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CMLL on their Informa show announcing that Mascara Dorada and Persephone have dual contracts
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Love how the venue looks.
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so fucking close
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>>19687984 >Persephone's giant thighs Anonymous
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MJF likes that rolling pin spot way too much.
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>>19687984 we love our partners don't we folks
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These guys have amazing chemistry
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Banditobros...
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>>19687997 MJF has the best chemistry with luchadors
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bandido bros….
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450k at best little nigga was the only highlight
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Why did he pass out from that?
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they need to run that back
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>passing out from a neck crank lame
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Crowd does not like this jew
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>hey kid, you swam
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Bandido world champ?
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I thought MJF was going to pull a cellphone from his trunks and report Bandido to ICE
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welp, Dynamite fucking rocked
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>Passes out instead of tapping out You just KNOW Alvarez gonna bring up Cena when he talks about this match.
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>>19688023 many such cases
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>>19688023 always does
see you sickos for kinollision
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>>19688046 haha wow imagine getting your head crushed with those thighs like famke janssen in goldeneye, thats crazy haha