>>19690362its 2am, you jolt awake, horrified by something unknown and intangible. your brain isn't fully awake, but your body is on high alert. you wander around your family home armed with a hockey stick, the weapon of choice for your people, seeking out whatever creature must have caused this disturbance. you pray its not an armed intruder. you hear another sound coming from the basement. you crack the door, wet flesh slaps while guttural moans echo. you step down, the stairway bulb long burned out. the sound grows "ehhlememmshoyasumin" you take another step "ipushhreandthenyou" screams ring through your ears. you jump down the last 3 steps turning towards the sound, hockey stick ready to swing. terrified. your eyes adjust to the dim lighting. oh, its just dad and a 20 year old body builder from calgary. you yawn and say good night. the young man screams for help. on the way back up, you empty the litter box so stu doesnt flip the breakfast sausages with the pooper scooper again.
