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>>19713135
>Rhlyo breaks up because they both fall in love with El Grande Americano
>Cody Rhodes heel turn, but his heel character is an offensive gay stereotype
>CM Punk cheats on AJ Lee with their "daughter" Roxanne Perez
>Oba Femi debuts but as a Roblox player.
>Rey Mysterio is exposed as Liv Morgan's dad. So Liv and Dom are siblings.
>Kairi Sane "tricks" Asuka into shooting a sex tape with Joe Hendry
>Penta has come from the future to protect Chelsea Green from the Terminator
>Jevon Evans can only talk in brainrot. He ends every sentence with 6 7.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:22:26 No.19713188 Report

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>>19713178
Oh, also, put someone people can tolerate listening to on commentary like Alton Brown, Guy Fieri, Bobby Flay, Clinton Kelly, or whoever. It really doesn't matter, just not these dimeless geek retard faggot wrestling commentators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:25:55 No.19713202 Report

Quoted By: >>19713275

Revive and combine bum fights and raw underground and have the homeless people fight in shoot matches where the prize for winning is heroin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:29:36 No.19713221 Report

Quoted By: >>19713227 >>19713275

Tiny, Paul, and New Japan hash out a deal where AJ resurrects Bullet Club after bait-n-switch disbanding then attacks the whole wrestling world for his final year.
starts with surprise run-in takeover of the rumble final by every former member to have Styles win. Finale retirement match is him vs cleaner Omega for all 4 world championships split between them. undecided on finish but maybe all companies get a reality-breaking kayfabe reboot due to meltzer star tampering overload.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:30:53 No.19713227 Report

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>>19713221
Anon, you know he's going to KILL you if you don't draw a milly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:34:00 No.19713241 Report

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>>19713180
2,4,5,6,8 are shoots if that qualifies as answering his prompt for booking.
>#1 will be but it hasnt happened yet in the timeline
so 6/8 anon is pretty safe so far

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:36:00 No.19713251 Report

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>>19713227
crap -so it has to be a milly exactly not 500 billion plus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:38:44 No.19713265 Report

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>>19713180
>>Penta has come from the future to protect Chelsea Green from the Terminator
holy dimes

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:41:46 No.19713275 Report

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>>19713145
Benoit was an anti-draw. You're dead.
>>19713167
Not until you contribute. No mercy killing allowed.
>>19713178
>>19713188
Iron Chef was pretty based but we need more. Can we work competitive eating into these segments? We have a bunch of fatasses on the roster.
>>19713180
>Kairi Sane "tricks" Asuka into shooting a sex tape with Joe Hendry
>Penta has come from the future to protect Chelsea Green from the Terminator
Elaborate
>>19713202
Taking advantage of the homeless is wrong. Just like Darby Allin, you will die young.
>>19713221
If you can't bring Captain Fookin' New Japan out of retirement, I'm stringing you up from the Titantron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:42:45 No.19713278 Report

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>>19713251
Oh, you're broadcasting this to the Reticulon cluster? They'll mark out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:46:44 No.19713290 Report

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>>19713275
>Can we work competitive eating into these segments?
Nah. The thing about cooking competitions is it draws everyone. Competitive eating filters a lot of people. Like women. Trust in the cooking segments.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:50:26 No.19713301 Report

Quoted By: >>19713433

>>19713275
not only do you get da Captain, even if we have to puppet him around from strings, i'll also throw in an unKwabed Balor before he went full degen if there every was such a time

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:52:45 No.19713308 Report

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Tommy Dreamer's neglected and now insane son Tummy Creamer. My finisher is I fly into you backwards through a flaming table while jerking off on my stomach

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:57:17 No.19713317 Report

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>>19713135
I'd turn the show into a gospel themed show to get the evangelical Christian mega church audience. All wrestlers would have biblical gimmicks. Kenneth Copeland would be the general manager. Mel Gibson would be lead booker. Nuns as referees. Creed would be responsible for all the entrance themes.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:12:27 No.19713381 Report

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>>19713275
Ok so Axiom is doing math and shit or whatever and ends up building a cyborg that he's named RYBOT. Unfortunately he got something wrong so the robot's basically evil and just wants to kill everyone and his first victim is Penta. And just to get him some extra heat, we have RYBOT "kill" a bunch of wrestlers every week.
But Penta's an undead demon from hell and he can resurrect himself. So he travels back through time to find the President of the United States and warn them about the RYBOT uprising, which is obviously Chelsea Green because that's her gimmick. Chelsea doesn't understand him because she doesn't speak Spanish but Alba understand him because she speaks Scottish, which is basically on the same level of retarded English that Penta knows. Alba gives Penta a gun, which he uses to put several bullets in the RYBOT prototype. Once it's destroyed, he breaks Axiom's arm because math is for nerds and then rides off on a motorcycle.

If none of that draws, Asuka get drilled by 252 pounds of pure Scottish motivation will. And then once he satisfies her, he gets to bang Kairi.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:14:43 No.19713394 Report

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>>19713135

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:21:21 No.19713433 Report

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>>19713290
Try it out in developmental. We need test pilot data.
>>19713301
Also forgot, we are getting Pieter in a thong right? We got to capitalize on the yellow fever demographic. If she's still up to par, I'll give you a couple of months to play around.
...Captain Fooking New Japan...
>>19713317
Nathan if you bring another Christcuck angle into the boardroom, I'll crucify you myself and bring Ari Emmanuel in to watch.
>>19713381
This needs refinement...but I like the concept. Congratulations.
>>19713394
If golden student means getting pissed on, you have a job. If it doesn't, you die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:23:44 No.19713441 Report

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>>19713135
You taking on 50 other men in a gangbang

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:35:33 No.19713512 Report

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>>19713135
Ric Flair's live execution and memorial show extravaganza

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:36:30 No.19713519 Report

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Bayley wearing nothing but a mask

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:39:17 No.19713534 Report

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Put a fireplace in the middle of the ring and play Christmas songs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:51:24 No.19713589 Report

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>>19713135
Cage match with a lumberjack element. The rest of the locker room is out around the cage and has cattle prods or sharp shit they can thrust into the cage at whoever's close. Also it's one of those multi-tiered cages but you don't tell the guys when the floor's going to drop out.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 09:30:27 No.19714110 Report

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>>19713135
Brock Lesnar comes back and starts hunting women with a john deere tractor
He plans to enslave them to pull the plow on his farm
Hes dressed as a 1700s farmer and calls them all period appropriate insults like harlot
Gang of 20 hogan impersonators attacks everyone thats darker than them
Oba femi gets fat and starts dancing to german folk music
Bron and dom form a tag team called nepobastards and start acting as their uncles
El Grande Americano introduces El Grander Americano whos otis naked except for us flag patterned speedo and flip flops
Triple H comes out between segments and starts breakdancing on his bald head till it starts to smoke
Live kevin nash rape
Justin match using dirtbikes and steel pipes

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 10:33:36 No.19714242 Report

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>>19713135
-boogz vs elias, guitar on a pole match
-satnam vs omos, pinata match
-bunny vs scarlet 3 stages of hell (bra & panties, pillow fight, pudding)
-enzo & max caster rap battle
-brock vs darby, king of the road match
-ric flair vs jerry lawler tazer match
-cena, tanahashi, hijo santo vs rey, nakamura, miz

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 10:54:53 No.19714285 Report

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>Myles Borne and Steph Vaquer live sex celebration
>Roxanne and Drake Mooreaux live sex celebration
>Iyo and AJ Styles live sex celebration
>JD McDonough and Raquel live sex celebration
>Brock and Kairi live sex celebration
>Hank and Tank live sex celebration with Asuka

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 11:14:24 No.19714336 Report

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>AJ's House renovation with collaboration from HGtv being promoted for weeks, HGTV draws as host
>Show guest wrestlers showing up and giving decoration advice, Bliss shows up says a few words about kitchen cabinets,
Otis gives garden layout advice
>Heels stars show up with a rival HGTV show hosts in town
>Heels start bitching and arguing about how poorly the house is being set up
>Finally AJ snaps and kicks someone through a drywall
>Turns into a In your house PLE / special shoe

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 11:18:46 No.19714348 Report

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>>19713135
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- Booker: Russo
- Commentary: Austin and DEAN

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